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seeking: Women  interested in: Friends with Benefits  
Age/Gender: 62 year old Man
Location: Northridge , CA United States
Height: Ask me
Body Type: Average
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Race: White
Religion: Jewish
Languages: English
Income: $150K and above
Profession: Self employed
Status: Married
about me
Here's what I can offer you... I have limitless energy. I make love for 2-3 hrs straight-non stop. I do standup comedy in local clubs. I'll make ya laff so hard your ribs will beg me to stop. wanna do something different ? Come play with me at some comedy clubs--I'll bring over my comedy material-try out some new stuff on you-we'll go a a club & I'll perform it. Maybe you could even help me write some good new stuff ! If I performed YOUR stuff & KILLED the audience, sweetie, there is no drug on this planet that can give you a bigger high--you would go NUTS INSANE WITH EXCITEMENT !! Does that sound like fun ? I believe that everybody has some gift. I will bring to you the gift of laughter. Every time I visit with you, I will make you Smile & laugh & & you’ll lose your breath you’ll Laff so hard. And every laff will take away A little bit of your lonlines, your emptiness & any pain you might have. And with every laff We will grow a little closer. Laughter is so Powerful—it can bring people together—make people Happy. You cannot laff & feel lonely at the same Time. I will bring you my gift of laughter & I can do that better Than any man you have ever been with. That is my gift to you. I am very very affectionate, kind & gentle. Very easy going & laid back. I have the sexual drive Of a 30 yr old. VERY VERY passionate guy. Sometimes I cry during a love movie. Please don't tell anybody ! Love to read history science bios novels love poetry. I an an executive recruiter in the healthcare field. I do very well financially. Too much college Doctorate in law 2 masters degrees, and a bachelors degree in engineering. If you respond and we get to an in person meeting--I swear to God, I'll get naked & run around in Wal-Mart, screaming "attention, Wal-Mart shoppers,there's a naked guy On aisle 7 !" Harv PS-a bribe-if ya respond I'll send ya pics of my 2 papillion puppies--you'll laff & smile all nite long. PPS- I wanna play with you !
about my fling
I am looking for a sweet & funny lady to age 60 or ?. She MUST have a GRRRRREAT sense of humor. A few extra lbs is fine. I want to hold her in my arms I wanna & feel her body next to mine. Hold hands with her. I'm a very good listener. I'm very affectionate. I prefer lite or dark haired caucasian women -120-150 lbs. or ? I love long deep kissing with my tongue in your mouth-I wanna taste the sweet honey on your lips. I wanna spread your lovely vaginal lips apart & kiss your sweet flower of love, that you hide between your legs. Some wine, lots of laughter, some conversation, some love , either very gentle or like a wild animal in extreme pain. Most Passionate Harv



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