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New to town, I am looking to meet new people....and possibly have sex with 'em. ;)
seeking: Women  interested in: Experimenting, Threesomes+, Friends with Benefits, Online Flirting, Open To Relationship  
Age/Gender: 43 year old Man
Location: New Orleans , LA United States
Height: Ask me
Body Type: Average
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Race: White
Religion: Spiritual
Languages: Ask me
Income: $75-100K
Profession: Finance
Status: Single
about me
I am a single, professional with a good job and few friends outside of work. I am an avid cyclist, riding 100-150 miles a week, but i still like to go out and undo all of the healthy benefits of those miles. I like the outdoors, have traveled quite a bit and am comfortable cooking around a campfire or a gourmet kitchen. I have no real hangups or baggage....at least that i know of! 133 Reasons to date me 1. You will never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane again 2. The taste of your tongue is all I've ever needed 3. I've got a shiny new Blockbuster card waiting just for you 4. I promise not to use your back to keep my feet warm 5. I always put the cap back on the toothpaste 6. I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect them 7. We'll make history together 8. Sleeping alone just sucks.... period! 9. I've got the sex drive of a 16 year old boy 10. I wish I could give you all of my firsts 11. All I can offer you is all of my lasts 12. You're safe with me 13. I'll wait for you even if you're late 14. I'll lick the envelope for you 15. I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking 16. I know CPR 17. You'll love my dorkiness 18. When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up 19. I suck at strip poker 20. I'll hold your coffee for you when you are driving 21. I promise not to burn the house down while you are gone 22. I'll make you Mickey Mouse pancakes 23. I won't bite unless you want me to 24. I'll circle your birthday on my calendar 25. I'll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching tv 26. I'll carve your initials in a tree 27. I won't swear around your family 28. I have never been Punk'd 29. I come with an extended warranty 30. I will grant you three wishes 21. I don't tear the tags off my mattresses til I get home 32. I always stop to pet dogs outside of grocery stores 33. I'll make you laugh 34. I'll never under cook the eggs 35. I'll never drink your last beer 36. I can make a mean pot of chili 37. I'll always be impressed with how strong you are 38. I know that handcuffs aren't just for the cops 39. I don't recycle 40. I do know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop 41. I won't steal the vicoden out of your medicine cabinet 42. I'll take care of you when you're sick 43. I'll make fun of you 44. I can give a kick ass back rub 45. I can divide by 0 46. I've got cookies 47. I don't chew tobacco 48. I take a shower every day 49. I'll let you beat me at pool 50. I don't eat crackers in bed 51. I don't care what music we listen to in the car 52. I've never eaten a bon-bon in my life 53. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door 54. I'll save everything you ever give me 55. I won't ever forget your birthday 56. You just can't stop reading this! 57. I always use my nails to scratch a lottery ticket 58. I always open a window when I paint 59. I've never been on Americas Most Wanted
about my fling
60. The only drama I have any part of is on t.v. 61. I know how to make a fire 62. I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue 63. My kisses will take your breath away 64. I never drive faster than 30 mph in a school zone 65. My weird habits you'll find adorable 66. You'll sleep better when I'm next to you 67. I'll never waste your love 68. I'll laugh at every joke even when it's not funny (but only in public - when we're alone I'll tell you if it's not funny) 69. I'd never give you shit in front of your friends 70. It gets better every time 71. I'll help you find your keys 72. I stop and ask for directions 73. We can watch your movie first 74. I don't need batteries 75. I once ate a cricket 76. I eat red meat 77. My family is just as fucked up as yours 78. I don't want to get married any time soon 79. I like horror movies 80. I smell pretty good 81. I don't litter 82. I give to charity 83. I can be ready in 10 minutes or less 84. I lose at arm wrestling every time 85. I look both ways before I cross the street 86. I never look directly into the sun 87. I'm not a virgin 88. I can balance a check book 89. I'll help you not to forget your moms birthday 90. I would never yell "fire" in a crowded theatre 91. I'm really good at sneaking food into the movies 92. I was the second grade spelling bee champ 93. I'll never say 'nothings wrong' when there really is 94. I've never cried over spilt milk 95. I have never stabbed anyone in the eye 96. I can count to 100 by 5's 97. I've never smuggled drugs out of the country 98. I never overload the washer 99. I know that whipped cream goes on more than sundaes 100. I've never auditioned for American Idol 101. I don't eat yellow snow 102. My sunday morning breakfasts will change your life 103. I'm just that good 104. I've never been on Jerry Springer 105. I may have already won $10,000,000. 106. You won't be able to get me out of your head 107. I'll let you drive every time if you want 108. I buy a new toothbrush every time the blue wears down 109. I know that objects in the mirror are bigger than they appear 110. I've never gotten caught lip synching on SNL 111. I never leave the engine running while I'm pumping gas 112. I never run with scissors 113. I've taken the Coke/Pepsi challenge and won 114. Almost every time I have a winning bottle top 115. I know how to keep a secret 116. If you spell something wrong I just think it's cute 117. I've never failed a survey 118. I can almost every time find Waldo 119. I never put my fingers in the light socket 120. I'm an Aquarius 121. I have all my shots 122. I'm pretty damn funny 123. I'm not a doctor and I've never played one on t.v. either 124. I don't care if you eat off my plate 125. When you're sleeping I'll always try to be quiet 126. I have never run out of gas (well I just fucked myself there now, didn't I?) 127. I know the difference between they're, their, and there 128. You really kinda would dig having someone to cuddle with on the couch 129. I know how to get stains out of my own tshirts 130. I know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every time 131. I can fix your bike. 132. I'm really good at making lists 133. After reading this far you've already got too much time invested all ready - might as well e-mail me. I am open to any thing from friendship to LTR. Just depends on the girl, I guess.



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