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1SimpleGuy |
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| New to town, I am looking to meet new people....and possibly have sex with 'em. ;) |
| seeking:
Women interested in:
Experimenting, Threesomes+, Friends with Benefits, Online Flirting, Open To Relationship |
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| Age/Gender: |
43 year old Man |
| Location: |
New Orleans ,
LA United States |
| Height: |
Ask me |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Hair Color: |
Brown |
| Eye Color: |
Hazel |
| Race: |
White |
| Religion: |
Spiritual |
| Languages: |
Ask me |
| Income: |
$75-100K |
| Profession: |
Finance |
| Status: |
Single |
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| about me |
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I am a single, professional with a good job and few friends outside of work. I am an avid cyclist, riding 100-150 miles a week, but i still like to go out and undo all of the healthy benefits of those miles. I like the outdoors, have traveled quite a bit and am comfortable cooking around a campfire or a gourmet kitchen. I have no real hangups or baggage....at least that i know of!
133 Reasons to date me
1. You will never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane again
2. The taste of your tongue is all I've ever needed
3. I've got a shiny new Blockbuster card waiting just for you
4. I promise not to use your back to keep my feet warm
5. I always put the cap back on the toothpaste
6. I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect them
7. We'll make history together
8. Sleeping alone just sucks.... period!
9. I've got the sex drive of a 16 year old boy
10. I wish I could give you all of my firsts
11. All I can offer you is all of my lasts
12. You're safe with me
13. I'll wait for you even if you're late
14. I'll lick the envelope for you
15. I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking
16. I know CPR
17. You'll love my dorkiness
18. When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up
19. I suck at strip poker
20. I'll hold your coffee for you when you are driving
21. I promise not to burn the house down while you are gone
22. I'll make you Mickey Mouse pancakes
23. I won't bite unless you want me to
24. I'll circle your birthday on my calendar
25. I'll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching tv
26. I'll carve your initials in a tree
27. I won't swear around your family
28. I have never been Punk'd
29. I come with an extended warranty
30. I will grant you three wishes
21. I don't tear the tags off my mattresses til I get home
32. I always stop to pet dogs outside of grocery stores
33. I'll make you laugh
34. I'll never under cook the eggs
35. I'll never drink your last beer
36. I can make a mean pot of chili
37. I'll always be impressed with how strong you are
38. I know that handcuffs aren't just for the cops
39. I don't recycle
40. I do know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop
41. I won't steal the vicoden out of your medicine cabinet
42. I'll take care of you when you're sick
43. I'll make fun of you
44. I can give a kick ass back rub
45. I can divide by 0
46. I've got cookies
47. I don't chew tobacco
48. I take a shower every day
49. I'll let you beat me at pool
50. I don't eat crackers in bed
51. I don't care what music we listen to in the car
52. I've never eaten a bon-bon in my life
53. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door
54. I'll save everything you ever give me
55. I won't ever forget your birthday
56. You just can't stop reading this!
57. I always use my nails to scratch a lottery ticket
58. I always open a window when I paint
59. I've never been on Americas Most Wanted
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60. The only drama I have any part of is on t.v.
61. I know how to make a fire
62. I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue
63. My kisses will take your breath away
64. I never drive faster than 30 mph in a school zone
65. My weird habits you'll find adorable
66. You'll sleep better when I'm next to you
67. I'll never waste your love
68. I'll laugh at every joke even when it's not funny (but only in public - when we're alone I'll tell you if it's not funny)
69. I'd never give you shit in front of your friends
70. It gets better every time
71. I'll help you find your keys
72. I stop and ask for directions
73. We can watch your movie first
74. I don't need batteries
75. I once ate a cricket
76. I eat red meat
77. My family is just as fucked up as yours
78. I don't want to get married any time soon
79. I like horror movies
80. I smell pretty good
81. I don't litter
82. I give to charity
83. I can be ready in 10 minutes or less
84. I lose at arm wrestling every time
85. I look both ways before I cross the street
86. I never look directly into the sun
87. I'm not a virgin
88. I can balance a check book
89. I'll help you not to forget your moms birthday
90. I would never yell "fire" in a crowded theatre
91. I'm really good at sneaking food into the movies
92. I was the second grade spelling bee champ
93. I'll never say 'nothings wrong' when there really is
94. I've never cried over spilt milk
95. I have never stabbed anyone in the eye
96. I can count to 100 by 5's
97. I've never smuggled drugs out of the country
98. I never overload the washer
99. I know that whipped cream goes on more than sundaes
100. I've never auditioned for American Idol
101. I don't eat yellow snow
102. My sunday morning breakfasts will change your life
103. I'm just that good
104. I've never been on Jerry Springer
105. I may have already won $10,000,000.
106. You won't be able to get me out of your head
107. I'll let you drive every time if you want
108. I buy a new toothbrush every time the blue wears down
109. I know that objects in the mirror are bigger than they appear
110. I've never gotten caught lip synching on SNL
111. I never leave the engine running while I'm pumping gas
112. I never run with scissors
113. I've taken the Coke/Pepsi challenge and won
114. Almost every time I have a winning bottle top
115. I know how to keep a secret
116. If you spell something wrong I just think it's cute
117. I've never failed a survey
118. I can almost every time find Waldo
119. I never put my fingers in the light socket
120. I'm an Aquarius
121. I have all my shots
122. I'm pretty damn funny
123. I'm not a doctor and I've never played one on t.v. either
124. I don't care if you eat off my plate
125. When you're sleeping I'll always try to be quiet
126. I have never run out of gas (well I just fucked myself there now, didn't I?)
127. I know the difference between they're, their, and there
128. You really kinda would dig having someone to cuddle with on the couch
129. I know how to get stains out of my own tshirts
130. I know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every time
131. I can fix your bike.
132. I'm really good at making lists
133. After reading this far you've already got too much time invested all ready - might as well e-mail me.
I am open to any thing from friendship to LTR. Just depends on the girl, I guess.
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