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| Age/Gender: |
48 year old Man |
| Location: |
Los Angeles ,
CA United States |
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Ask me |
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Athletic |
| Hair Color: |
Brown |
| Eye Color: |
Blue |
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| Religion: |
Spiritual |
| Languages: |
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| Income: |
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| Profession: |
Other |
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| about me |
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Are you looking for a sensitive guy who's always kind, thoughtful, and in touch with his feelings? Well wake up Ladies, that guy already has a boyfriend.
C'mon, I know you laughed. Would you enjoy a little more edgy humor? Yeah, I thought so....then read 'about you'. |
| about my fling |
If an Exorcist isn't needed when your monthly friend comes to visit - whewwwww man, that's a huge plus !!!
Can you be good to go dressed in a wicked pair of CFM stilettos without it taking a Herculean effort....and be ready before the 2nd coming of Christ?
If you're an actress / model your aspirations hopefully include more than flying into Vegas to strip every weekend.. (ok, ok... I'm Mr. Compromise - not every weekend).
When you miss your maintenence day you don't break out in hives or anything resembling a bipolar disorder....nor do you throw childish trantrums while in need of heavy medication when your spousal support check is a day late.
You're also not compelled to dissect all our conversations w/ your therapist.....and your laced boy shorts don't get all twisted when your illegal alien maid incorrectly folds your Ed Hardy t-shirts.
As far as intelligence goes, the litmus test is that you know Mexico's a country - not a race. At least you're pretty damn sure you kinda know.
Lastly, your woman's intuition keenly recognizes that simultaneously applying mascara, drinking a vanilla gay latte, and texting while operating a motor vehicle isn't necessarily the wisest behavior.
Did u laugh a little today? Then you've been blessed with a slightly twisted sense of humor, you're intelligent, and possibly fun to hang out with. Nice work - you've passed a few important qualifiers. I look forward to our first encounter.
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