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| Age/Gender: |
44 year old Man |
| Location: |
Huntsville ,
AL United States |
| Height: |
Ask me |
| Body Type: |
A few extra pounds |
| Hair Color: |
Brown |
| Eye Color: |
Hazel |
| Race: |
White |
| Religion: |
Ask me |
| Languages: |
English |
| Income: |
$35-50K |
| Profession: |
Technical / Science / Engineer |
| Status: |
Married |
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| about me |
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This here computerin' is fun stuff. I aint had this much fun since I accidentally got some vapor rub on my balls. It were like aan erotical peppermint patty commercial. Of course I dont eat no damn pepmint patties. I eat moonpies and wash the m bad boys down with RC Colas. I tell ya nothin makes a man feel better. Ever once in awhile I sprang for a chik-o-stik. I live down to the trailer park right next to piggy wiggly's. I wait til the deli closes at 9 PM and buy all the food theys gettin ready to throw out at a discount. Chikn fangers is good. Fried okry is good. Grean beens is good. What was I talkin about....... Let me reed back up here a spell.... The trailer park was where i was at. Im a 5th jeneration Jenkins from whitworth trailer park. I live in my pappys ole trailer. He left it to me. He died in the front yard. He got stabbed arguing over a tire. Mama says it was stupid cause the tire had a hole in it but pappy wanted to keep it causehe had some ski rope and was fixin to make me a swang as soon as we found us a tree. Funny thang about that whole thang was that the guy who wanted the tire from pappy had the only tree in the whole park on his lot. Im reckonnin they was both wantin a tire swang. They coulda put it up together and drank beers while they done it. Give pease a chance. Wow thems deep thots. mamas making porkchops. be right back.
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Nada
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