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| Age/Gender: |
51 year old Man |
| Location: |
Westlake Village ,
CA United States |
| Height: |
Ask me |
| Body Type: |
A few extra pounds |
| Hair Color: |
Brown |
| Eye Color: |
Hazel |
| Race: |
White |
| Religion: |
Ask me |
| Languages: |
English |
| Income: |
$150K and above |
| Profession: |
Self employed |
| Status: |
Ask me |
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| about me |
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Here's a little about me if you feel like reading further.
I'm a busy business owner who is involved with 2
companies that I enjoy and am involved in. I'm a late
40's financially secure dude with a great sense
of humor, good taste in music, fine wine collector
& a cuisine chef for close friends, clients & family.
I have a thing for younger women under 35 because of my
extensive musical & culinary background / interests and
would prefer a casual, friendly & funny friendship first.
I want to make sure we get along before moving to the
eventual sensual portion of togetherness & fun.
Mike |
| about my fling |
Life's Rules according to me....
1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.
2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.
4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?"
5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.
6. A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."
7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
13. I love being involved. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.
15. I am a nobody; nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.
16. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
17. That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains."
18. No one ever says, "It's only a game!" when their team is winning.
19. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets, are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
20. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
21. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
22. Marriage changes passion... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
23. Why is
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