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about me

I typically spend my spare time bouncing midgets off a trampoline into a velcro wall and shotgunning a beer in between throws.

about my fling

I like pretty girls with a sence of class and style, self respect, and most importantly, an appreciation for a devious and wicked sence of humor. lol. If I message you, I might make a joke about something, just remember that im joking because If you have an attitude I will tie you in a knot, roll you into a ball and punt you through a field goal!!! just kidding... Im pretty laid back, so for those of you who talk like you have an attitude on your page, that's a turn off, don't talk to me unless you're gonna be chill. When you post a picture, make sure that you still look like that. Cause if we meet and you've gained 50 pounds or completly changed in appearance...I'll be pissed. No stds!!! so get yourself checked, cause I don't wanna find anything dirty on you that doesn't wash off!!! (if that shoe fits, wear it, if not, hit me up)lol. Most importantly, If you are, or ever were a man, im not into that so get off my page and dont message me. Otherwise, im pretty laid back, and here to talk meet and date, and open to a relationship, so hit me up.