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Age / Gender:42 / Man
Location:Lorton, Virginia
Body Type:Average
Hair ColorBlonde
Eye ColorBlue
Marital StatusSingle



If your name is Linda, go to hell! Just kidding. Wouldn't that be funny if my soulmate's name was Linda? Don't you only get one of those? Well, it. She'll be without a soulmate for forever now, too, and only has her parents to blame. They should have gone with something else. I really could care less if I am successful here as you will soon see. For instance, watch this: air and fire signs, go yourselves. See? Just eliminated half of whoever might have been interested - but air and fire signs really can go themselves so, in essence, I guess I've not lost anything. I wake up someplace different everyday. You think I'm kidding but I'm not. If Beethoven had been born with the same brain but no hands, would he have still written those songs? I think so because I can't play worth a crap and look at me! It's the joke of the song-Gods. Let's zap this no-eye-hand-coordination-having motherer with all sorts of weird counts and melodies and see how he makes out. Well, with the use of tape recorders, sometimes voice mail, scratch pieces of paper, a slew of musician friends, and MY MOUTH, I make out just fine. Hope you guys are having fun up there. I never ever ever want the worry of being without a paycheck to prevent me from moving forward with something I firmly believe in. I have lived the past ten years of my life that way and, from what I can tell, all it has done is turn me into a big, fat, worrisome pussy. But that was yesterday. Never again. My reason for mentioning that is to say, if you are one of those white picket fence chickys who will do whatever it takes to maintain a certain lifestyle, even if it costs you your soul, go stand with the air and fire signs. I understand where you are coming from; for a lot of you, it's just easier to suck the cock of a man you do not love than risk being uncomfortable. But for myself, I will not die another day beneath that false umbrella. Security. Security-smurity. On a different note, I'm 40 and still


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