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| Age/Gender: |
39 year old Man |
| Location: |
West Chicago ,
IL United States |
| Height: |
Ask me |
| Body Type: |
A few extra pounds |
| Hair Color: |
Light brown |
| Eye Color: |
Blue |
| Race: |
White |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Languages: |
English |
| Income: |
$75-100K |
| Profession: |
Finance |
| Status: |
Married |
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| about me |
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I'm extremely horny (what guy isn't, right?), who happens to be married to a Wife who has nearly zero interest in sex. It would be very similar to having a Ferrari in your garage but never being able to drive it. She just isn't interested regardless of the mind blowing orgasms I give her in our once a month "hurry up and get it done, would ya!" lovemaking session. |
| about my fling |
I am currently taking applications for ladies to assist me in a secret mission of "Fuck Buddy".
Here's what I look for in a candidate;
- Breasts. I LOVE boobs! Having them in a sexy bra will put your application ahead of the others.
- Lingerie. Much like the bra, sexy lingerie defintely adds to the flavor and excitement. Please refrain from cotton "utility" underwear though. Guaranteed boner bomber!
- Honesty. I'm looking for a "Fuck Buddy". Nothing more, nothing less. Not looking for a good friend, relationship, nor do I care about your problems. I want an honest HORNY female who wants the same in me. Not someone looking to make a buck off me by trying to hustle me to their website for more on her OR for sexual favors.
- Attitude. Drop it! I don't need it. I get enough attitude, drama and other B.S. from the woman I'm married to, I don't need it from you!
- Do stuff my Wife hates. I like to get a BJ, I like to cum in her mouth, I like to slide my cock between a great pair of boobs, I like to blow my load on those gorgeous breasts after titty screwing, BJ's, or sex. Kinky places, add to the excitement.
- Lastly, I'm not going to check out your singles website with more pictures of you and a "secret password" and/or "phone number". I didn't fall off the wagon yesterday. So if you're a "professional" at this, looking to make a buck, I'm not biting. You know who you are. Calling me "sexy" without even knowing who I am, and insisting that we get together in 15 minutes. Uh huh!
So submit those apps ladies.
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