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Account down. Skpye: haelfull FB: Tyrone Shakur Welcome to the unofficial fan page of me. It's unofficial because I don't sanction it. Wait, you said consomme? I thought you said consummate. You probably don't want to eat that soup. Due to a combination of thermodynamics, the deliciousness of hot chocolate, and my impatience, my tongue will be out of commission for days. I know I'm immature because everytime an elevator says, "Going down," I respond, "Yeah you are!" I only have eyes for you. But come back tomorrow, I'm expecting a shipment of ears, noses and lips. "What's good?" is not a greeting. On that subject, "wut's guud" is even worse. That's all. If you asked anybody I know to describe me, they'd say "who are you and how do you know my friend?" I'm sick of all these messages saying, "I'm the best thing you'll ever have. You've never had it like I can give it to you. I'm so good in bed." Maybe I should stop sending them. There's room for 10 pictures on every profile page. When you have less than 10 pictures up, it makes me wonder if you couldn't find 10 pictures in which you look good. That might be the pessimist in me. Also, I currently only have 9. That's hypocrisy at it's best. Don't let my age fool you. I'm actually very immature. I barely ever go to my job, and I laugh everytime somebody farts in an elevator. See the guy in the ad on the right side of this page? That's me. Unless it's a black guy. I don't think you'll believe me if it's a black guy. Sometimes I go into the gay chatrooms, watch the flirts roll in and feel nice about myself; does that make me a bad person? I think it's funny that under "Languages" in my profile, it says to "Ask me." What language would you ask me in? Me: Intellectual, athletic, charming, and funny. Confident, alpha-male type of guy without being over-bearing. I hope.

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Account down. FB Tyrone Shakur Please don't take this very seriously. If you do, we won't get along. I'm a highly-skilled, expert organist. But before you hire me to perform at your party, you should know the organ in question is my penis. When I check my email, I do the same thing I do when I hang out with your mom; I empty my junk. I feel gay everytime I unwrap a cucumber. Maybe I should stop doing it with my mouth. I don't mean to be disrepectful, but if you're 108 or older, don't message me. Seriously, that's gross. You're old enough to be my great, great, great grandmother and I only went out with her a few times before realizing it would never work out. Making cocks hard since '99. Too bad I don't like cock. The thing that sucks about being a military assassin is you don't get a uniform, and women only love military guys for the uniform. If you've ever written the sentence, "I'm going to go to collage," you're not. Listen, people, unless you're actually sideways in real life, rotate your picture before putting it on your profile. My neck is getting sore. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach but the way to a woman's heart is to eat your way there from the bottom.