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seeking: Couples, Women  interested in: Experimenting, Threesomes+, Friends with Benefits, Online Flirting, Open To Relationship  
Age/Gender: 41 year old Man
Location: Avon , IN United States
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Body Type: A few extra pounds
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Race: White
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about me
I don't have washboard abs and I'm occasionally lazy - and umm, oh yeah, forgetful. I hated english/language/grammar classes so, I, don't, always, know, where, the, commas, should, go,. I'm a geek/nerd/dork. I used to run a 5k in about 26 minutes but now I hire someone to mow my lawn because I'm lazy. By the way, for any of you runners out there, I realize that my 26 min 5k is not that fast so there is no need to comment on that. I'm a Navy vet. I have a big mouth and a rebellious streak that get me in trouble from time to time. I have wondering eyes. You should be smart, independent, and secure - big effing turn on that is. Ideally you are tough and a little rough around the edges. I don't want to feel like I might break you or something. You should be down with role playing, sex on the kitchen island, hotel hot tubs, and getting a little crazy. Panties pulled to the side is about three times as hot as panties on the floor. Before I die, I want to live and work in Bangor Maine, Portland Oregon, Austin Texas, and Marin Co. or Monterey Ca. I must visit Moscow, Shanghai, London, Hong Kong, and Hedonism III. When it comes to having fun, if water is involved then I will like it - guaranteed. But I'm cool with an afternoon that involves you and I lounging in a hammock while our kids are playing/fighting in the backyard. My favorite season is fall. I dig the leaves and the crisp air. I crave spontaneity and dred monotony. My idea of a cool vacation is one that is 'planned' the day before it starts. Sometimes I like to to go Tampa in August and Michigan in January... I'm strange, I know. I hate asking for directions and I get pissed off at stupid people. Unfortunately, this means it takes me about 10 minutes to wind down once a stupid person has made their presence known. Sometimes I just need 10 minutes to calm down - please allow me this. I have a great disdain for clutter which is one of the many things that make me think I have OCPD
about my fling
I just need someone to share times with. You should be smart, open minded, and provocative. I want to spoil the right girl as long as she is willing to spoil me. You should like football, beer, wings, fries, caesar salad, pizza, Olive Garden, chips, salsa, my hamburgers from the grill, and my un-original chili. De Niro, Nicholson, Pacino, and Hackman should be high on your list of stud actors. Challenging society's norms is one of my addictions. I'm also addicted to the internet - I think. I am committed to my job - not because it should come first but because it plays a significantly positive role in our quality of life. The minute it stops contributing and begins taking away from our quality of life is when change is in order.



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