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seeking: Couples, Men, Women, Transexuals  interested in: Experimenting, Threesomes+, Friends with Benefits, Online Flirting, Open To Relationship  
Age/Gender: 99 year old Man
Location: Nashville , TN United States
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Race: Asian, Black, East Indian, Islander, Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, White
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about me
First let me say that is all bulls**t. Just about every female profile on here is for a web cam chick who is directing people to other sites or some dude who pulled porn shots off the internet to post here and is most likely a repressed homosexual hoping for cock shots. I have to admit, I am totally shocked at the numbers of straight (well, not really) men who are so desperate to put their little cocks into any hole, that they are contacting this profile for sex. Guys, if your looking for cock, you are not technically "straight". Just be who you are and bite the pillow. The real women who are on here can be easily found frequenting a VFW hall somewhere in the sticks and by simply pumping them full of chicken and Pabst Blue Ribbon beer (roughly a $10 splurge) you can stick your tainted dick in them all you want. I would first recommend rolling them in flour so you can find the wet spots. I did meet one fantastic woman on here but it turns out she is married and had set up a profile to ensnare her possibly cheating husband, so if any married dudes read this remember Lorena Bobbit, Glenn Close and the poor bastard who was Governor of New York until recently. Fling, you got my $15 bucks for that whole test drive thing but that is merely a drop in the bucket compared to what I would be paying if I followed every little whore to her "other site with better pictures". If any guys read this who are thinking of dropping a buck here, just be rational and go hire an escort. Less headache, far less bulls**t and most likely a sure thing. And by the way - my profile photo is not me, I pulled it off the internet. It's really that easy.
about my fling
Oh, I want to contacted by gay dudes, hookers, web cam chicks and spam artists. Can you supersize that, you dumb f**ks? By the way, it's a hoot that you can spell out cock, pussy, dicks and whores but you have to disguise f**k and s**t. What if someone on here actually wanted to f**k, or even have someone s**t on them? How could they get that across?



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