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i am a comedian seriously dont laugh!
seeking: Women  interested in: Friends with Benefits, Online Flirting  
Age/Gender: 43 year old Man
Location: North Hollywood , CA United States
Height: Ask me
Body Type: Athletic
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Blue
Race: White
Religion: Spiritual
Languages: Other
Income: $50-75K
Profession: Construction
Status: Separated
about me
From England, and have been a professional comedian/singer for 10yrs I have been called hilarious,so i stopped wearing pumps and spandex,i am ex british army, and still love to wear camoflage clothing,but not in bed,I am very tender,carressing,and i know how to make you laugh,i love to love!,i love to be intimate and close to someone who cares,but more importantly i love life!!, I am the guy your mother loves and your father will hate!,
about my fling
Cute and small and not too tall,young not old with hair not bald. In bed!or stars!no room in cars! on bottom or top! you dress like cop!, I lick! you suck!,I drive big truck,you me! get wet! orgasm? you bet!,Nice time of course! my dick like horse!(not really but its not that small! i have a tattoo on my penis that says "HANDILA", when i get an erection it says..HAVE A NICE DAY IN LOS ANGELES!,(that was a joke of course)



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