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| Age/Gender: |
35 year old Man |
| Location: |
Hayward ,
CA United States |
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Athletic |
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Islander |
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| about me |
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I love dirty martinis, dirty magazines and dirty looks. I enjoy cheap wine, cheap eats and cheap sunglasses. I love animals but don't want to own any. I love people but don't want to talk to them much. I'm like a koala bear...cute, cuddly but dangerous to take home with you.
If you have a question, send me a message. If you have a comment, put it on my comments page. But I must warn you, I'm drunk with power and if your comment doesn't make people think I'm cooler than I look then it risks being deleted. |
| about my fling |
I know there's no such thing as a perfect person but I think we should all shoot for the stars, right? I'd like to find a woman who is high maintenance, materialistic, vain, selfish, filled with rage at men, has totally forgiven her father even though she really hasn't. She should love drama and have tons of baggage, enjoy going to the doctor, have an eating disorder she won't admit to, be racist and anti semetic and moody. She should hate pets, kids, life, books, being clean, bathing, cooking, humor, the outdoors, travel, sex, spontaneity, movies, theater, music, and most importantly ME. Is that too much to ask?
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