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about me

cool regular guy. I'm into alotta different so I dont fit any particular stereotype.Grad student Poli-Sci major with a degree in journalism. Oh I'm writer too.still unpublished so i dont know why i even bothered mentioning that.Serious socialite so if ur not into going out or the club& lounge scene I'm definately not for you. i speak my mind and i'm sarcastic as hell so if ur fat u betta enjoy being fat cus i wont be callin u skinny(make room for my big girls). ilove to laff and find humor in almost any situation though I approach life in rather seriously tactful manner. i guess I'm the quintessential oximoron. I love Dean Martin as much as I love Jay Z and I could probably tell u some stories about "this thing of ours" that will really let u know wuts craccin' on dis side ya dig.I make a very comfortable living on both sides of the fence and my gangsta is well respected for it! excuse my digression into the local vernacular but some things just get lost in traslation u kno'?I have my own place in a pretty swell neighborhood and my own car to get around in so all i really need is a companion. anything else u wanna' kno'' jus ask. this really is jus some fun to pass da time anyway rite?

about my fling

preferbly short(I'm barely 5'8")and definatley confident.I dont have issues so take urs to someone who does.must have something to talk about also. i kno its a sex site but how many times can we say "r u horny...yeah me too" knock it off dats jus corny.and u old ladies pls stop hittin me.38 42 55 r u crazy? no disrespect to my elders but where am I going with u- my mom would kill me. oh yeah and anotha' fat bitch call me sexy chocolate or "caramel king"(i swear i'm not making this up!!)I'm a email u a twix.a real big one too like in da movie theater-theres ya in sexy chocolate!My purple Nubian sistas God loves and I love u. . .but sorry not interested.I'm jus not attracted to dark skinned women. I think ur all beautiful and worthy of worship...but if I wanted to look at a jet black ass i could look at mine. Everybody else incontent,bored,or simply think I'm cute and like the witty charm- ur my fling