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seeking: Women  interested in: Experimenting, Threesomes+, Friends with Benefits, Online Flirting, Open To Relationship  
Age/Gender: 40 year old Man
Location: Kansas City , MO United States
Height: Ask me
Body Type: Average
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Race: White
Religion: Ask me
Languages: English
Income: Ask me
Profession: Technical / Science / Engineer
Status: Ask me
about me
Drinks heavily, obnoxious, loud, cheap, flings own poo, smokes cheap cigarettes, randomly lights Christmas trees on fire, wants his two dollars, works at the ministry of strange walks and farts a lot. Now that I’ve described your last date, lets talk about me. I’m famous, devilishly handsome, debonair, and have a huge… bank account. I also daydream a lot. Thats one of my favorite daydreams. Actually, Im just a regular guy that likes most of the stuff that everyone else does. Like breathing, drinking and eating. This also includes music and movies. Seriously, do you know anyone that doesn’t like music or movies? It should go without saying but people still put it out there. Including me. I also like to do things from time to time. I enjoy cooking wonderful meals that earn rave reviews from friend and family alike, but I hate doing dishes. I'm trying to learn how to golf, but I honestly think that I'd have better luck if I just picked up the ball and threw it. I like to be social but I sometimes need people to go away because I need Xbo… er, me time every once in awhile. I am a balance of yin and yang. Just don't make fun of my yang. Because that is just rude. Since I am male, I do like sports. But I’m not a sports freak. I don’t know all of the stats of the 1959 Whatevers or Joe Potemkin’s season shoe-tying streak. I really don’t care THAT much. I just like to enjoy the spectacle from time to time. Part of my maleness drives me to wear ballcaps, t-shirts and shorts, but I also know that every girl crazy for a sharp dressed man. So when the occasion calls for it, I clean up real nice. Because of the wonderful gas prices, lately I've been driving around in the Ford Escort of Doom. I'm told that the ladies really dig a guy that drives Grandma's car. A light blue four-door hatchback! How manly is that?
about my fling
Since I do have a foot fetish, I will be interested in a gal with nice feet. If you're uncomfortable with that, that is ok. You will just have to find someone else to have fun with. Other than your feet, I am interested in an intelligent woman who does not mind staying in and watching a movie and then spending some time in the hot tub. I do like to go out occasionally, but I have been finding myself more and more wanting to stay in. As far as body type, I only ask that you be thinner than I am. BBW's do not interest me in anything more than friendship.



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