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about me

I bartend, I smoke and I cuss. I love breakfast at night. I drive fast. I putt slow. Poor grammar bothers me. I open my windows when it rains. I have one pet peeve. Well, two actually=) I hate waking up early, but can't sleep in on my day off. I hate coffee. I collect record albums to a fault. I don't wach T.V. I am a staunch Republican. Thats not open for debate either=) Blinking clocks should be smashed. I am self cleaning and house broken. All of lifes answers are in old movies. Old people are cool, young people are funny, and I'm in the middle. I never untie my shoes. flipflops rule. I eat crackers in bed...then I get pissed at myself. More bands should "reunite". puddles are made to be jumped in and splash someone else. Ski lifts are romantic. The grass is only greener where the dog pisses. I have to have a fan in order to sleep. Sleeping is a luxury. I'm a workaholic...(especially since I help manage a bar=) I could tell you more but what fun is that? It's your turn=)

about my fling

She can kill with a smile She can wound with her eyes She can ruin your faith with her casual lies And she only reveals what she wants you to see She hides like a child, But she's always a woman to me She can lead you to love She can take you or leave you She can ask for the truth But she'll never believe And she'll take what you give her, as long as it's free Yeah, she steals like a thief But she's always a woman to me Oh--she takes care of herself She can wait if she wants She's ahead of her time Oh--and she never gives out And she never gives in She just changes her mind And she'll promise you more Than the Garden of Eden Then she'll carelessly cut you And laugh while you're bleedin' But she'll bring out the best And the worst you can be Blame it all on yourself Cause she's always a woman to me She is frequently kind And she's suddenly cruel She can do as she pleases She's nobody's fool And she can't be convicted She's earned her degree And the most she will do Is throw shadows at you But she's always a woman to me