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| Age/Gender: |
40 year old Man |
| Location: |
Shawnee ,
KS United States |
| Height: |
Ask me |
| Body Type: |
Muscular |
| Hair Color: |
Light brown |
| Eye Color: |
Hazel |
| Race: |
White |
| Religion: |
Atheist |
| Languages: |
English |
| Income: |
$50-75K |
| Profession: |
Computer |
| Status: |
Ask me |
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| about me |
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Top 10 ways to scare any guy off
10. Tell him that he looks like your father
9. Tell him that he looks like your mother
8. Talk about your doll collection in third person
7. Talk about your recent hernia operation
6. Showing him the hernia in a jar
5. Confessing your love for Hitler on the first date. You should wait at least 2 or 3 dates for that one
4. Talk about your co workers annoying habits while pinching food off his plate
3. Talk about children and marriage on the first date
2. Say you look nothing like your photo after you sent him a photo of Imogen Bailey
1. Last but not least, never say "I've seen bigger" about any part of his body
Now if you promise not to talk about these things send me an email. Be warned I'm not looking for pen pals. I'm too much fun to be around to just leave it at writing emails.
Next week I'll list the top 10 things guys don't want to hear women say, including my favorite, "That's not the way my ex did it". |
| about my fling |
Incredibly intelligent and amazingly beautiful. Someone who finds my jokes funny is a plus. No stalkers or clingy people please, I'm not sure what I'm looking for, but I know its not that. Someone who believes anything in life is possible, because it is!
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