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Are you a moody bitch seeking nice guy for love hate relationship?
seeking: Women  interested in: Online Flirting, Open To Relationship  
Age/Gender: 37 year old Man
Location: Houston , TX United States
Height: Ask me
Body Type: A few extra pounds
Hair Color: Light brown
Eye Color: Blue
Race: White
Religion: Spiritual
Languages: English, Spanish
Income: $75-100K
Profession: Self employed
Status: Other
about me
I am of the caucasian persuasion, funny, loquacious, driven, well-mannered, for appearances, able to leave work at work. I am Very comfortable in my skin. Unafraid. Equally unashamed. Not looking to get married, but over the fuck buddy status. Calm, collected, logical, rational, politically incorrect, and witty. TOGETHER, WE WILL bowl play trivia act like raging dickheads in public establishments giggle at midgets fornicate regularly discuss books drink excessively if the mood strikes. laugh at others and harder at ourselves one-up eachother WE WILL NOT involve species other than homosapiens in our bedroom routine. yell, argue, at like gigantic three-year-olds when we're upset be dishonest care what everyone else thinks do any activity with one another's family more than once a month act like something doesn't bother us, when it does throw low-blows in times of frustration Oh, and just to make sure I don't attract the wrong type of woman, here comes what some of you will be dismayed at... I'm not overly overweight. I'm not the healthiest individual, but I'm not a walking heart attack. If you appear to be more than 2.5 months pregnant, don't respond I have my original 32. If you don't know what I'm referring to, don't respond. If you know what I am referring to, and you just took the time to "count", you probably should sit this one out. I'm of average height, but I stand tall. I don't care how tall or short you are so long as your girth does not exceed your height. I'm not into anything sexual that involves blood shed or leaves marks. General ass-slapping and hair pulling = perfectly acceptable. ')
about my fling
I am looking for cute hot single women between the ages of 21-33 to hang out with, chat, call when I'm stuck in traffic, kiss up on, what not. You must be my definition of hot which means definitely geeky, preferably with glasses, freckles, crazy hair. Even though I am not looking for a relationship, or even sex, you have to be funny, smart, witty, sarcastic, and awesome anyway, because really, you never know, and besides, I don't want to be bored. If you shop exclusively at the GAP, Structure, or Banana Republic, I am probably not your type. If you are vegan, sXe, or have ever had the words "mod" or "emo" used to describe you, don't even talk to me. I hate fanatical belief pushers and I prefer people with musical taste.



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