jiminsky in Munich, Bayern

is a Man interested in a Woman for: Fetish, Groupsex, Sexual relations, Online flirting, Other

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ABOUT ME

Well let me start by telling you about me, the way I see myself: I am a TOTAL loser, SWM, 38, miserable, apathetic, tired of TV and watching my roommates’ hair fall out. Seeks depressed, unattractive SWF, 28-115, no sense of humor, for long talks about nothing. I enjoy clipping my toenails in the living room, Godzilla movies, camping in cemeteries, underwater bowling, prison sightseeing, holding up liquor stores, mutual hate discussions, driving in reverse on the highway, being spanked, and I pee AND brush my teeth in the shower. I am a good communicator but haven't got much to say, I'm really into women who can pay for their own meal at a restaurant, and if you can pay for mine too, even better. Clinically OBSESSIVE, COMPULSIVE, NEUROTIC, ANTI-SOCIAL, MANIC and PARANOID, are just a few of the adjectives used by other people to describe me, but I am essentially NORMAL. I am a Bitter alcoholic seeking hard-core drug addict, hey addicts need love too damn it, unfortunately my dog is just about to die, so I need a new pet. If any of this interests you, then please get back to me… Oh and one last thing; I am Canadian and I AM awesome! PS: I hate it when people say things in their profiles that you really didn't want to know... I hate that... Anyway, I gotta go poo.

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