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| Age/Gender: |
24 year old Man |
| Location: |
Hull ,
QC Canada |
| Height: |
Ask me |
| Body Type: |
Large |
| Hair Color: |
Brown |
| Eye Color: |
Gray |
| Race: |
White |
| Religion: |
Atheist |
| Languages: |
English, French |
| Income: |
Ask me |
| Profession: |
Computer |
| Status: |
Single |
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| about me |
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to start off, im NOT insane, i myself prefer the term "mentally hilarious" and im not nuts! im condiments, ive been promoted!
OK so about me... well ill start with i have to body of a god! 'tis true, alas this tends to scare people away, they see me coming an are awe struck! (look up Budda *wink*) Ok well not quite true, not so big that i cant walk through doors, and i can still find my penis!...barely but i know its there! i saw it 2 weeks ago! I SWEAR!
this is me, I see humour in all things, especially myself, you end up sad and in pain when you take things too seriously, I enjoy arguing/debating about everything! it stimulates the mind and I often learn something new in the process. Im open minded and i question everything on its face.
im a smart-ass, a wise-ass, a dumd-ass and a fat-ass.. my ass wears many hats and is often confused!
I am a huge geek! (huge in the literal and figurative) therefor, most of my interests can rightly be considered nerdly, I am a gamer, but no where near "hardcore"... I love Sci-fi! and i find outer-space fraking awesome! I have no style and proud of it! my shoes have duct-tape on it and i find them great!
music - Industrial all the way! throw in some classical, instrumental and metal and im dandy!
I love to draw and i love paintball... short of a car or a real gun, a paintball gun is the best penis extender i can afford!
I hate drama, understanding that everyday life can take a toll on anyone, actively seeking out/contributing to poinless drama is something that makes my teeth cringe!
and now i think ill stop it at that... so to cap off, im a large, loud-mouthed, opinionated smart-ass geek with no style that draws and cant spell (as evident in the paragraphs above) if this somehow appeals to you, 1. seek professinal help and 2. send me a message :D
oh and if my hideous mug is an issue, im down with paperbags :P |
| about my fling |
nun fetish anyone? lol ok so seriously, im not picky, physically its tough to say, attraction is important but i have very broad and unusual taste so, as stated, its tough to say... but i do have some basic requirements.. here goes.
1. must have a vagina, thats the main one, nothing against cock, it just doesnt do it for me.
2. sense of humour *IMPORTANT!*
3. open-minded and care free
4. mild to extreme drama aversion
5. kinky as hell
6. nerdliness is a definit plus
the rest is pretty much irrelevant, if you killed a man, meh who hasnt, or you used to be a man, pff whatever, if you meet condition one and i find you attractive, who the frak cares :D
and im not the jealous type
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