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seeking: Women  interested in: Experimenting, Threesomes+, Friends with Benefits, Online Flirting, Open To Relationship  
Age/Gender: 36 year old Man
Location: Romeoville , IL United States
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about me
I'm not looking for the chauvinistic type of woman. I want a woman that will cook, clean and yes do laundry. I don't want to hear back talk from you...because in all reality as soon as you opened your mouth I stopped listening and went off thinking about what to wear or if I should brush my hair. I enjoy long walks off short cliffs, throwing cinder-blocks at people as they are driving down the highway, and picking on little kids because they're short. I buy ice cream but let it melt then eat it. I buy bags of ice and let that melt in a glass so I can drink the water. I once had a friend who was a leprechaun but he stole my lucky charms and I kicked him right in the shamrock. He was always going on about some pot of gold thing but like I mentioned above I stopped listening to what he was saying and was thinking about brushing my hair. Sometimes I aim for old people as they are crossing the street. It's just habit...nothing personal. I don't keep lovers for long...but that's because I occasionally beat them up post coitus. I figure if you get your rocks off so should I. Well if you like what you read please don't hesitate to not write me. I'm a very busy man and don't like talking...let alone hearing about your everyday baby daddy drama.I think we should go to a bar and get rip roarin drunk (but befriend other people so they buy the drinks for us)...then mess with some locals and convince them we are a married couple but are swingers...then you know...whatevs
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