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~10/2/2011~ I figure it's time that I write something in here, since I get messages asking about me and what kind of women I like. Well here is a little brief info: First off I have a huge fetish for lightskinned/red bone/high yellow or whatever the hell you might call them. Actually I'm a sucker for one, and I use that term loosely. A fine, thick red bone woman, OMG!!! I'll leave that alone on that note, lol. I'm not too much of a body type guy. However, a decent body wouldn't hurt, but hey I could care less as long as you're cute/sexy. I'm a face guy. Meaning YOUR FACE HAS TO BE ON POINT, in other words "easy on my eyes". ^^^^^Touching on something I fail to realize* How in the f*ck can you get off on a ugly bitch, It's like 95% of these videos on here, dudes are screwing some of the ugliest mutherf*CKers I have ever seen. I'm starting to believe in order to upload a video on here, the chick you're screwing has to be ugly, smdh!!! I know I can't be the only one who noticed this. Damn, I guess you can tell who f*ck what they CAN, instead of f*cking what they WANT. How in the heck could you be hung like a porn star, but still uploading videos of you fu*king ugly/bad body ass women; wtf...lol, "where they do that at". ***regular sized condom purchaser here*** but never fu*king with ugly women, always screwing my preference.^^^^btw, a lot of that was suppose to be for a little laughter, however it was very much true. Now back to me. I'm a very CLEAN, HAVIN GREAT HYGIENE, NEAT, SWEET, RESPECTABLE, ALWAYS SMELLING LIKE A PLATE OF YAMS, FAST TALKING, KEEP IT REAL, NO KIDS HAVING, AND DOWN TO EARTH GUY. D@mn this was actually suppose to be brief, lol!!! but it's 4:30am, and I'm tired as f*ck now, still got a hangover from the previous night. After all my curious viewers read my sarcasm memo, I'll clean this up and make it simple in two lines. but to then, Im out...........

about my fling

~~~~~1/18/2011~~~~~ For all of my fan club who find my profile to be funny and enjoy reading the hilarious things that I be putting on here, I'm letting y'all know FIRST that in a few days, I'm putting a "kill yaself walkthrough step-by-step instruction guide on here. Must know how to wash your @ss thorougly. Cleanness is next to Godliness and nastiness wouldn't be no d@mn where near me, ijs #justwashyour@ss If you're 32 or younger and got 4 or more kids, bitch just kill yaself!!! Keep that baggage to yourself.