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Mr.Anti-chicks with too many damn kids for no damn reason Jones


Age / Gender:30 / Man
Location:Montgomery, Alabama
Body Type:Full
Hair ColorTell You Later
Eye ColorBrown
ProfessionTechnical / Science / Engineer
Marital StatusSingle



~10/2/2011~ I figure it's time that I write something in here, since I get messages asking about me and what kind of women I like. Well here is a little brief info: First off I have a huge fetish for lightskinned/red bone/high yellow or whatever the hell you might call them. Actually I'm a sucker for one, and I use that term loosely. A fine, thick red bone woman, OMG!!! I'll leave that alone on that note, lol. I'm not too much of a body type guy. However, a decent body wouldn't hurt, but hey I could care less as long as you're cute/sexy. I'm a face guy. Meaning YOUR FACE HAS TO BE ON POINT, in other words "easy on my eyes". ^^^^^Touching on something I fail to realize* How in the f*ck can you get off on a ugly bitch, It's like 95% of these videos on here, dudes are screwing some of the ugliest mutherf*CKers I have ever seen. I'm starting to believe in order to upload a video on here, the chick you're screwing has to be ugly, smdh!!! I know I can't be the only one who noticed this. Damn, I guess you can tell who f*ck what they CAN, instead of f*cking what they WANT. How in the heck could you be hung like a porn star, but still uploading videos of you fu*king ugly/bad body ass women; wtf...lol, "where they do that at". ***regular sized condom purchaser here*** but never fu*king with ugly women, always screwing my preference.^^^^btw, a lot of that was suppose to be for a little laughter, however it was very much true. Now back to me. I'm a very CLEAN, HAVIN GREAT HYGIENE, NEAT, SWEET, RESPECTABLE, ALWAYS SMELLING LIKE A PLATE OF YAMS, FAST TALKING, KEEP IT REAL, NO KIDS HAVING, AND DOWN TO EARTH GUY. D@mn this was actually suppose to be brief, lol!!! but it's 4:30am, and I'm tired as f*ck now, still got a hangover from the previous night. After all my curious viewers read my sarcasm memo, I'll clean this up and make it simple in two lines. but to then, Im out...........


~~~~~1/18/2011~~~~~ For all of my fan club who find my profile to be funny and enjoy reading the hilarious things that I be putting on here, I'm letting y'all know FIRST that in a few days, I'm putting a "kill yaself walkthrough step-by-step instruction guide on here. Must know how to wash your @ss thorougly. Cleanness is next to Godliness and nastiness wouldn't be no d@mn where near me, ijs #justwashyour@ss If you're 32 or younger and got 4 or more kids, bitch just kill yaself!!! Keep that baggage to yourself.


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