MyDikWillBiteU in Grosse Pointe, Michigan

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Hideous-looking, obese, smelly, ill-tempered, lazy, cowardly, chronic, and a complete liar seeks total opposite. I like eating mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwiches in the rain, watching Full House reruns, peeing on birds in the park and licking strangers elbows on the subway. I eat bees raw, have climbed Kilimanjaro, and sweat freely and often. I have broken the sound barrier naked twice, but you must never ask me how! My name references a rare kind of dangerous clown porn only found in Gaylic, now illegal in 129 countries. I have the body of Hercules, and am the best and everything created my man or god. Also my penis is visible from space, if astronauts instruments go out, it can be used as a global reference point. Now seriously, if you think any of that is true, your certified retarded. Just ask me and I'll tell you. You mite like what you find.

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