navypeemp86 in Louisburg, Kansas

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JUST READ THE WHOLE THING ITS FUNNY TRUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey im 23 i tattoo, umm i live in leawood,i have 26 tattoos, i love to travel so if your up for a little excitment get at me.... My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many pushups I can do? I just wish I was queer so I could get chick See I'm not queer I'm too ugly But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry Scoring with a supermodel would be easy 'Cause supermodel means voluptuous but also is synonymous with superdumb Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair No it wouldn't take a week before I'm in her underwear I wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant-garde ballet I wish I was queer so I could get

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i want someone that i can talk to about anything, a g/f??? maybe, just message me if you want to know details... this is wat id do to that fine lady that pics me.... Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax in the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch ooh la la with the boink swatter If I get ya in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove ooh la la with the pork steeple If I get ya in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush