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| Age/Gender: |
28 year old Man |
| Location: |
Chattanooga ,
TN United States |
| Height: |
Ask me |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Hair Color: |
Brown |
| Eye Color: |
Green |
| Race: |
White |
| Religion: |
Atheist |
| Languages: |
English |
| Income: |
Ask me |
| Profession: |
Ask me |
| Status: |
Single |
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| about me |
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Hi! Im Mike, 28 years old, i have sole custody of my two awesome kids, one daughter, and one son. 3 and 2 years old. So its kinda difficult to get out sometimes. I think I'm a little too nice sometimes. I'm goofy as all hell, and joke around alot. Also I like to ride my motorcycle, and play guitar. I've been all over the world, thanks to good old uncle Sam. I was in the army for four years, got out moved from Seattle to Phoenix to go to school, and now I'm in Chattanooga. And because I'm dumb I'm now in the reserves.lol Guess anything else you'll have to ask me. Wow I really hate typing sh*t about me, Id rather talk to someone to get to know them.
I do have some complaints though.......... Don't message me with a picture of a naked chick, and say" I'd like to get to know you" and Try to befriend me, and live in f*cking Utah! Or anywhere for that matter. Well guess what? I live in Tennessee, that's quite the drive. I'm on here to meet people, or at least message back! Also NO!!! I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH YOUR WEB CAM!!! I have better things to do than jack off on line to your average ass! Oh and I love the pictures of a gaping hole of a vagina as a main pic, then your profile say that your not looking for a F*uck, hahaha that's just funny to me. Also if you do message back, please don't be a one worded wonder, or say your "bored" only boring people are bored! If your that uninterested, why did you even bother? Guess what I'm saying, I need to be attracted to you, but your going to have to have some sort of brain, and not be fake! I need someone that KNOWS what they want! Don't be wishy washy, that pisses me off. Whatever that wanting might be..... Well if your the type that needs a picture of various things, you'll have to at least message me first! lol |
| about my fling |
Well not too sure what to write here. I'm cool with most everything. Guess you'll have to ask or get to know me. Another option would be to do this. I would love someone to take on a long romantic walk with me in east Chattanooga with my life savings in my pocket, at night. Then of course walk the walking bridge downtown and jump off! Name of the game is to see if we can impail ourselfs on some rich dude's boat. You get 10 points for hitting a boat! Once that proves fruitful I'll watch you dig holes and burn wood, we shall use the hole to pass out drunk in. When we wake up the next afternoon we will go to the zoo and challenge a gorilla to a dual to the death, you first! Should be fun, cant wait! Cuz there is nothing better than watching your date get eatin by a large monkey! lol That's because I'm seriouse!! haha!
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