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My name is Matt. From SoCal originally. I used to work at Sea World. I would shine and buff the dolphins before the show. Now I'm a deadbeat. Some people would say I am an asshole. I preffer outspoken. Drive a gas guzzling car and drive obnoxiously fast on my motorcycle. My house reaks of rich mahogany wood.
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It involves a jar of fire ants, tub of mayo, a snorkel and a lemon wedge. Interested to learn what you "southern belles" are all about. If you are one of those proud to be fat people... stay away. There is nothing beautiful about that.
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