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speaking for men, beer, pussy and tits are PROOF that G-d loves us... that the last 2 are attached to women, proves She's got a twisted sense of humor ~haha~
seeking: Women  interested in: Friends with Benefits, Online Flirting  
Membership:GOLD Member
Age/Gender: 50 year old Man
Location: Caliente , CA United States
Height: Ask me
Body Type: Athletic
Hair Color: Light brown
Eye Color: Green
Race: White
Religion: Agnostic
Languages: English, Spanish
Income: Ask me
Profession: Self employed
Status: Divorced
about me
cwazy run while u can! hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa! Family Guy ~ Southpark ~ Adult Swim ~ Stepbrothers ~ Kill Bill II ~ Something About Mary ~ Harold and Maude ~ The Shining professional gourmet cook, florist, caterer and party planner carpenter, professional gardener, business owner massages you'll never forget.... seriously tactile, visual, oral, verbal scorp to the bone Father above all. just need a partner in a few harmless felonies :) partial bucket list; pilot's license, scuba cert, huge studio to combine welding, wood work, ceramics/tile, and wrought iron so i can get all these ideas out of my head and into my hands... life is going to be complicated for the foreseeable future, to the point where i'll be living back in l.a. and have my kids full time... which would be 99 cubed x's infinity dream-come-true for me..... so, anything more attached than Friends, interferes with the laser beam to them, and that simply can't be. in fact, the laser has radar and can see it coming a mile away. :) thank you for understanding ps... i absolutely love good people, so if you can keep up, i know a beeeeeautiful tributary into the kern river that has brown trout in it! if you actually read this far, thank you :)~
about my fling
sans permission, Not Married MUST be neurotic, narcissistic, sociopathic, hate sex and only want a man to take out the trash and pay your bills



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