*Colonel*Angus* in Venice, California

is a Man interested in a Woman for: Fetish, Sexual relations, Other

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ABOUT ME

HONESTLY: I'm great at talking about myself...but only to people that I don't really know... FOR REAL?: If your interest is sexual - I am a bunny, and I've got my stock covered - and that's no joke. All night, every night...and you'll be the only one who is tired in the end. (no pun intended ladies) And when we are done, you won't want to leave. TRUE: I love AMERICA, but I hate STUPID F*CK*NG AMERICANS. ALSO: If you have overly nasty pics of you on here openly displayed, then I don't want you either. Sorry, I'm not a prude, it's just not my style. AND: I GENERALLY IGNORE AGE LIMITATIONS UNLESS YOU ARE OVER OR UNDER 10 YEARS FROM MY AGE. BESIDES I AM WAY COOLER THAN MOST OF THE FRAT BOYZ AND FUDDY DUDDIES ON HERE, SO DON'T CLASSIFY MY ABILITY TO RELATE TO YOUR "OH SO COMPLICATED" LITTLE WORLD PLEASE. COMMENTARY: For all of you who choose to limit your own possibilities in life by the color of someone's skin...stay the hell away from me and go talk to your mommy and daddy about why you ended up so F*CK*D in the head. People like you make me sick and sad, wake up and get a real life. SNIPPET: If your profile is empty, move on. It takes more than a pretty face to garner my interest. FYI: I AM NOT ONE OF FLINGS MANY GOOFY JACKOFF BOYZ, AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE TO OFFER, I DO NOT WANT TO PAY A DOLLAR TO SEE YOU FRIG YOURSELF - EVER. DO NOT IM ME! IF YOU REALLY CARE TO KNOW ME, WRITE ME AN EMAIL. SMALL NUTSHELL: Recovering Goth. I'm a Post-Apocalyptic Hippy now. Lol. I'm fun, but very deep and complicated at the same time. Articulate, and easy going. I love to laugh and hang out. I'm a know it all, I have my own style, and I'm addicted to my job. I DO: Excitement, adventure, cooking, existential communication, chivalry, humor, crazy tattoos, Absinthe, 420, the beach, biking, ALL KINDS OF MOVIES & MUSIC, and I can tie little knots in cherry stems with only my tongue. I DO NOT DO: alcoholism, dependent people, chain smoking, BBW, people who only want to c

ABOUT MY FLING

You make me tingle when I hug you. You like being kissed on the cheek. You really like me for me, not my money or possessions, or the way that I look. You are smart. You have a sense of humor. You are busy. You are confident. You are shorter than I am. You are amphetamine free. You are disease free. You can handle someone who is very independent and secure. You can deal with me running the show, but you have your own ideas if I need them. You have female friends. You are not cheap or easy. I like ladies with class and style that can rival my own. And most of all: Someone who likes and can handle attention.