!!!ToxicCrotch!!! in Saint Charles, Missouri

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ABOUT ME

Well there is alot to me, but for starters choke on this. I invented people watching. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I'm also a paranoid schizophrenic. I think horses that ride in trailers are lazy. I'm way more cuddlier than I look. I make 8- track mix tapes for my friends, but they never listen to them. I'm very passionate about being dispassionate. They say that time heals all wounds. Except decapitation. That 's permanent. My grandma had a stroke down the left side of her body - she's all right now. I mess with Texas. I can be very spontaneous if given enough forewarning. I flunked out of mime college for speaking. I was going to be the world's first talking mime. I want to be a chef. I hate cooking, but I have a tall white hat fetish. I've been described as "saucy" but only by me. I'm a misanthropic sociopath, or is it a sociopathic misanthrope? I forget, and I'm too apathetic to care. My friends say I'm indecisive, but I don't know... I attended deep-sea welding school in Montana, but afterwards found it difficult to find work there. I like wrong number phone sex, and short walks on the beach. I like Tai Chi, and Chai Tea. A few years ago I conquered the world, but drank too much at the after party, and when I came to, the world had taken itself back. I've been described as "disarmingly intelligent" but only by the voices inside my head. I'm a punctual procrastinator. I thought I think too much, but then I thought otherwise. I'm a chronic insomniac. I've been "told" that I "over-use" " quotation marks." Recently my left testicle started getting cocky, so I shaved the right one just to show the left one what could happen to it. I frequently offend those who are easily offended, and those who are not. No one would ever call me politically correct. However, many have called me a jerk, a bastard, rude, insensitive, irreverent, asshole, but them, me, you........

ABOUT MY FLING

Hmmmmm I enjoy someone who lies to me, cheats on me and steals from me. I love me a woman with missing teeth, no ambition in life, rude, you have to be all about drama, have no life, basically just worthless, its a HUGE turn on for me. So if you meet any of that hit me up.