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Patience the Virtuoso

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Age / Gender:35 / Man
Location:Brooklyn, New York
Height:71
Body Type:Athletic
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ABOUT ME

all sorts of fun. Simple. Complicated. Strong. Weak. Smart. Stupid. Handsome. Ugly. Generous. Miserly. Sensitive. Boorish. Predictable. Mysterious. Respectable. Scandalous. But most of all, Consistent.... If you care about this sort of thing, I'm 5'11'' tall, a lean 175 lbs with dark hair and blue/grey eyes. I box and am studying kung fu (but I'm not violent)

ABOUT MY FLING

My better, but with female attributes. Well, she doesn't have to be my better per se, but interesting would be nice. Talkative enough for decent conversations. Bonus points if she plays chess and can kick my ass, but by no means necessary. I guess what I'm saying is that I'd rather she not be of the opinion that thinking causes wrinkles. Note: If you are one of those girls that Instant messages me and asks me to talk on another site, I take it as a strong indication that you are either not real or worse, you are real and suck. Kindly move on and don't send me any of your links to "lonely suckers who believe your bullsh*t (dot) com", where the streets are paved with pussy and the site is free but you need to enter your credit card for "Age verification purposes". I know we all have to earn a living, but your job sucks so you should consider a career change. This isn't business, and I'm not a mark. If you continue to harass me I'll sick my Teddy Bear on you. Pooky, destroyer of worlds. How's that for terrifying? :)

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