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Age / Gender:40 / Man
Location:Gridley, Illinois
Height:77
Body Type:Slim
Hair ColorBrown
Eye ColorGray
RaceAsian,hispanic,native American,white
ReligionTell You Later
Languages
Income50-75
ProfessionComputer
Marital StatusDivorced

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ABOUT ME

I march to the beat of my own drum. Only the little drummer in my head is a meth addict, and sometimes gets wasted and sounds like he's playing with 1 drum stick and a busted drum skin. The other voices in my head and myself have tried to do an intervention with him but he just gets pissed off and... DAMN IT! He's f'ed up again Sorry... Ok I have to change my profile. If you post pics of you with your fat gut covered in stretch marks and literally hanging over your jeans, um EWWW. If you post pics of your pussy and ass, and it is covered in so many pimples you could play connect the dots, what the f*ck are you thinking? Really? Do you actually think that youre attracting men with a crotch that looks like chewed up bubblegum????

ABOUT MY FLING

I cant say Im really looking for anything on here. I just hop on out of boredom. Now if I happen to find a fellow freak that I seem to have some chemistry with, then awesome! Other than that, friends are always welcome. Now, I know I'm not perfect. I don't have rock solid abs, or a 10" doodle. I don't expect perfection either. But if women can set some ground rules as to what they are looking for, and can be quite blunt about it, so can I. So here it is: Slim, slender or average within reason. No offense, but I don't want to date someone that weighs as much or more than I do. I'm 200lbs, so if you're close to that,( Unless youre 6ft or taller) I wish you the best of luck in what you're searching for, and please move on. Id like someone that just likes to have fun and is laid back like me.that has a twisted sense of humor, can dress up nice to go out ot a nice dinner, and giggles when she belches while drinking a $100 bottle of wine. A girl that I can LEGALLY buy alcohol for. A girl that doesn't need a sugar daddy. You want one of them, there are plenty of sites just for that. A girl with ink, and or piercings are a big plus but definitely NOT required. Just don't have a problem with mine. See, I don't want much!

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