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| Membership: | SILVER Member |
| Age/Gender: |
34 year old Man |
| Location: |
Tyler ,
TX United States |
| Height: |
Ask me |
| Body Type: |
Athletic |
| Hair Color: |
Blonde |
| Eye Color: |
Blue |
| Race: |
White |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Languages: |
English, French, Spanish |
| Income: |
$75-100K |
| Profession: |
Medical / Dental |
| Status: |
Divorced |
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| about me |
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First and foremost.... I am taken. Pinky and the Brain, Ren and Stimpy, Beavis and Butthead, Harold and Kumar, Thelma and Louise, we are that close....lol
Profile picture was taken as a joke at Walmart. Someone wanted me to lick carpet. So I made sure I found some and posted this pic just for them. Just happy that it was not hardwood, that they told me to lick. lmao I try to stay aware of people trying to take advantage of my innocence. AND YES, I AM PURE and INNOCENT DAMMIT. STOP LAUGHING.
I will be deleting account in approx. 24,701,400 seconds. Time started at 1130 on 1.29.11. Happy Flinging.
I am a Romantic Perv. In saying that, these are things I have heard since being on this site... Its crazy, but funny. Yes I will get down on hands and knees, and lick the carpet. That would make a great GAG gift. Of course you are effing me!!!! Are you an **** Angel? A Nun with Beads, Commercial Breaks are fun. Its ok to be scared to shove it in. Banana's make it creamier... lol And you Sucked me in when you called me a Fling Whore. |
| about my fling |
Funny. Witty. Thoughtful. Cre ative, have to be able to hold of conversation. preferably and not talk about sex. I dont care what this site is about. MUST know about, 101 Dalmations, stick horses, sunsets, GAG GIFTS.
If you have ESP and you know whats going on in my mind, that is great, dont be a copycat though. LMAO Have to be able to hold a conversation. Have to have similar interest. Someone that on a dark night, can close their eyes and picture dirty rice, one banana smoothie, Cheesecake, a curb, pillows, curtains, Books, CD's, candy, bullriding and everything in between. That person will have an arrow pointing to my heart, with YSH inscribed on it. You Stay Here.
Not looking for anyone. Just friends to have conversation with. If your looking for a hook up, keep looking. I am not your guy. No drama. I am not looking for a hookup....Please dont ask to see anything, I am not showing. I wouldnt ask you.
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