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Age / Gender:39 / Man
Location:Bristol, England
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If I was a milk shake it would be: "Very fattening but long and delectable, with a silky finish"


HELLO YOU !!!, you will be one of those rare wimmin that actually READ the profile bit , Well come on in and take a seat, get comfortable, (this could take a while unless you speedread) and read on...... Single man (think Daniel Craig, Robin Williams, John Cleese hybrid here) seeks single girl for activities such as surfing, water skiing, general naughtyness and frovolity , more general stuff otherwise known as "DATING" .. (You know, that age old tradition where you meet someone you like, hang out a bit and find out what makes them tick.) Must have ... 1. Bridget Jones Tendencies, 2. GSOH (that being good sense of humour, and not good sh*g own helicopter as was suggested by one of broadmoors finest in a recent conversation), 3. The willingness to laugh at oneself and not just at my disastrous antics. 4. Tactile 5. Intelligent 6. Romantic and enigmatic are traits that go a long way also. 7. If you love the great outdoors we are going to get on just fine. To quote bridget jones in the vanacular "will find nice, sensible girlfriend to go out with and not form romantic attachments to any of the following; alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional f**kwits or perverts!! and including of course lunatics, convicts, marriedwitts, halfwitts, or half the contents of Darwins gladbag. The problem being with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. So if your parents are cousins, you have 12 toes, or you can only SPK N TYP LYK DIS then it probably isn't worth your while getting in touch either.


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