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40 year old Man |
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Glastonbury ,
CT United States |
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Average |
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White |
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| about me |
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Height: 5'8". Go away, amazon girls.
Weight: 165 lbs.
Age: 97. Never underestimate the value of a good moisturizer.
Measurements: I'm a ing guy. Do you think I know my measurements?
Sign: Cap-Aquarius cusp w/ Aries rising. Actually, I have no idea. What's the astrological sign for jackass?
Ethnic Background: Totally Un-Diverse. Why can we all just get along?
Current Hometown: Outside Hartford, CT (No, I'm not going to narrow it down for you, weird psycho girl).
High School: East Catholic. Best thing about this place was the plaid skirts... My honors English teacher also liked them -- a lot. His mannerisms and the way he interacted with the girl students was a dead giveaway to the perverted thoughts in his fat, balding head . I wonder if he's in jail now?
College: 1) University of Maine at Orono. What the was I thinking? That place is cold as a witch's, uh... Man, talk about shrinkage... 2) Roger Williams College. I'm sure you guys tried your best, but I didn't make it easy on you, since I was usually too drunk to show up for class. Sorry about that. 3) University of Connecticut. Sure. Wait till AFTER I leave to really fix the place up nice. Thanks a lot.
College major: English. I learnt in high skool that old men who know English real good get all the cuties. See above.
Occupation: My mom always told me I could be anything I wanted when I grew up. So I became a cynic.
Marital Status: Single. You have to ask? Isn't that obvious?
Siblings: One sister. Married, 3 kids, one badly behaved golden retriever. Lives in an upscale suburb constructed entirely of identical McMansions. I'm surprised she doesn't have a picket fence. Husband on the "C" track at work. Yep. My mom is proud, she's done it all by the book. I'm SO the black sheep of the family.
Life Goals: To become the world's most accomplished hitman.
Favorite Food: Free food
Favorite Drink: Hangar 1 martini. Up. Twist. Dry as a desert. Made by Jen. Damn, t |
| about my fling |
I'm looking for the ivy league grad with a wry and seductive sense of humor and a fantastic vocabulary, eclectic and classy fashion sensibilities and flawless manners who moves through life in graceful and assured slow motion.
But you'll do fine for now...
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