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Age / Gender:31 / Man
Location:Manchester, Connecticut
Body Type:Athletic
Hair ColorLight Brown
Eye ColorBlue
RaceNative American,white
ProfessionTeacher / Professor
Marital StatusSingle



You want it... you just don't know if you should have it. Let me be at liberty to explain how you can HAVE Your CAKE And EAT it TOO. My dick IS the CAKE. Any Questions? LOL. No, I'm just messin' around. I'm not that mean or shallow. I can play the role, though. As of now, I am a semi-professional recording artist who is working on building a studio while I try to go to school to attain as many degrees as are necessary to get in the right doors to be able to help the disadvantaged. Might sound cheesy, but, I figure if I can I should. I hate seeing human suffering and being powerless as I enjoy as much luxury as I may have access to as a well spoken and well- hung middle-class American. Which is simply by default. Not MY fault. I would prefer to just have a few fun-to-get-along-with and well-taken-care-of girlfriends to share 10's of millions of dollars with as I travel the world and try to have an overall positive impact. You know, simple stuff, lol. Bubble Burster: "I ain't got that kind of money now... it's around the corner with the guy I'm supposed to meet here. Just be a darling and hold this brown paper bag for a second. No, no, no... just for a minute. I'll be right back...", lol. Yeah, but if you want to make a quick small fortune, I have good eye for photography and the sensual arts and am very personable and can be fairly articulate when it comes to both business and pleasure. Or I can play dumb. lol. So if you like, we can make some high- tier porno for fun and try to sell it to a distributor. Or, if that is not your style, and you prefer the quiet life, I have not made any porno yet, and we can be friends and develop a hobby of making love under moonlit waterfalls, etc. (lol, like that's really an "etc." statement) I just like to have fun and make sure others around myself do as well. I'm kind of a peacemaker when I'm at my finest.


"About You"- A reply/response to my profile... lol. No for real, though, I'm a really sweet, polite and generous person, asshole. This is because I am fairly inteligent compared to geniuses, retard (lol, but for real. The last time I took an I.Q. Test, I was drunk (horny and impatient), and scored a 124. Which is in the 94th percentile I guess (like my dick) and have experienced karma introspectively [through creepy spy glasses, mind you (nice curtains, trick)] and try to remain unbiased, and to not be too harsh when I form my opinions (whether you like it or not) of others (and you, as far as you're concerned). This usually works well at keeping people with quality character within reach (next to my rolling pin, love you grandma) in case I need support or an opinion (I don't). Please just, when it comes to people that I associate with, try to not be judgemental. Also... just be Your-self and enjoy the idea that I want you for My-self (romantically) unless you have a cute girlfriend or 2 (or 5) and we can all get along. I don't share women well with other men. Family and friends is one thing. But I am not to be stepped on. Heart, Mind, or Soul. Body? Maybe. Depends on which heels your rockin', lol. I am not a disposable douche- bag. I am a well knit and finely stitched douche- bag. You must use me over and over again to achieve and garauntee optimum satisfaction. You may or may not have a sign on your waist that says, "This nanni only has room for 1 pappi". lol. So, please be disease free and open to sobriety, if not already clean. I have been clean and sober for more than 3 years now. I'm tryin' to get this straight. Thank You, Good Night/ Good Day.


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