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seeking: Men  interested in: Experimenting, Online Flirting, Open To Relationship  
Membership:SILVER Member
Age/Gender: 27 year old Woman
Location: Miami , FL United States
Height: Ask me
Body Type: A few extra pounds
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Brown
Race: Hispanic, White
Religion: Spiritual
Languages: English, Spanish
Income: Ask me
Profession: Student
Status: Single
about me
"Physics is like sex. Sure, it might give some positive results, but that's not why we do it" Richard Feynman I have a purple room, a wise dog and a box full of memories sitting somewhere... I put a lot of cream cheese on my bagels... I'm allergic to penicillin and stupidity... You have a better chance of finding me at school than at a bar... I have an IRA that will allow me to live the crazy life of sex, drugs and rock n' roll by the time I'm 80, so I have that to look forward to! Now that you know the basics, I'm told I'm a cool person to have around: laid back, easy to talk to, funny, serious when needed. I fit in most environments, even those I don't necessarily like. I'm also honest to a fault and a geek that wears stiletto heels. I know who I am and love it. Sometimes I have a devil-may-care attitude, but I'm actually kind of sweet (ok, I'm super sweet). I believe in loyalty, individuality, companionship, wit, silly laughs and Sunday BBQs... With me, it's easy to go smoothly from telling jokes to a deep conversation about anything. I like people who have more to say than the specs of their car or the latest video game tricks, people who can keep me intellectually alert are the ones whose company I enjoy the most... perhaps that's why most of my friends are older than me. Whoever said looks were not important didn't know what they were talking about, but at the same time looks alone won't keep me interested for longer than five minutes. Or a couple of messages, whichever happens first. You see, I'm not really impressed by cute faces and hot bodies paired with empty cranial cavities (a.k.a. hot airheads), so if you are one of those guys who think you only have to worry about your six pack to get any girl, you might as well go try your luck with the South Beach bimbos (you know who you are). However, if you are at least somewhat cute, smart, articulate and up to the challenge, dare to write me and get to know me before you jump to conclusions.
about my fling
DO NOT CONTACT ME IF YOU: - Are a hunter (seriously, if this is you, don't bother writing me) - Are a drama queen (excuse the pun) - Have a shoe size bigger than your IQ - Think dressing up means wearing matching socks - Have no clue where you want to go in life, but pretend otherwise. I don't care how much you make or will make, but ambition and goals are important to me, since I have my own. - Have ever been arrested - Put glitter on your hair - Rite lik dis... third grade should be a thing of the past for you by now. Otherwise, move along. And no, I don't date gangsta wannabes either. - Shower only when Saturday Night Live is on TV - Have a wife - Have a girlfriend - Have a boyfriend (in this case you are very welcome to contact me as long as you don't intend to have sex with me) - Think watching football on Sundays is a workout (after all, it IS sports related, right?... NOT) - Look like Jason Alexander, but feel as sexy as Patrick Dempsey - Think you look banging hot in a Speedo - Own a Geo Metro with 20" rims - Believe the Colosseum is some dessert served at a sports bar - Want to get married, move to a different state and have kids three months into the relationship (I've seen this before) - Are not laughing at this point, or are thinking that I'm a conceited b*tch... in either case, you don't get my sense of humor and we are probably not a good match. (TO BE CONTINUED) P.S. The whole IM thing on here usually doesn't work on my laptop. Don't take offense if I don't answer, email me instead.