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| Membership: | SILVER Member |
| Age/Gender: |
32 year old Woman |
| Location: |
Venice ,
CA United States |
| Height: |
Ask me |
| Body Type: |
Other |
| Hair Color: |
Brown |
| Eye Color: |
Green |
| Race: |
White |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Languages: |
English, Russian, Spanish |
| Income: |
$50-75K |
| Profession: |
Other |
| Status: |
Divorced |
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| about me |
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PLEASE, STOP SENDING ME 'MESSAGES 'TELLING ME U GOT A HOT THROBBING 12IN COCK READY TO" STRETCH" MY WALLS, THEN POST SOME PIX UP OF YOURSELF LOOKING LIKE U GOTS A VIENNA SAUSAGE IN A CAN...U, SLIM JIM WRAPPER JACK OFF.
HELL NAW..&"MANDINGO PETO" OR WHAT EVER U CALL YO'SELF, YOU DEFINATELY DON'T NEED TO BE BROADCASTING YOUR SHIT. U NEED TO HIDE THAT SHIT. AT LEAST STEAL SOMEONE ELSES PIX. DAMN!!!!YO' SHIT LOOK LIKE A PICKLED YAM THAT SAT IN THE SUN FOR WEEKS , BEFORE A BILLYGOAT CAME AROUND AND STARTED CHEWING ON IT.LOOKIN ALL MANGLED AND TATERED. IT'S JUST NOT ATTRACTIVE. DAMN.
OK, ANY WAYS,
I JUST SAW SOME PORN OF AN ALBINO MIDGIT WEARING A WARRIORS VICKING HELMET
AND HE HAD A DILDO STUCK TO THE SPIKE ON THE TOP.LOL.
HE WAS FUCKING A DROP DEAD BEAUTY OF COURSE;
DOGGY STYLE,
AND I HAVE THIS MENTAL IMAGE , OF HIS LITTLE HANDS TRYING TO
SMACK HER ASS.AHHHHHHHHHH HA. THEN SOME LIKE 7FT JAMAICAN DUDE COMES WALKING INTO THE SCENE, &HAS A FOOT AND A HALF OF SCHLONG.LOL. IT LOOKED LIKE A HOSE. IT HAD NO DAMN MEAT TO IT, JUST FLOPPIN AROUND....HOW DO YOU GUYS JERK OFF TO THIS SHIT??????????????
I WAS GROSSED OUT, BY THE PRESENTATION.
BUT I COULDN'T TURN IT OFF. LOL.LOL.
GOD, IM A SICKO=)
ANYWAYS, ABOUT ME:
MY FATHERS FROM ICELAND AND MY MOMS FROM CUBA, SO
I GUESS I'M AN ICE CUBE. DAMN IM BURNT OUT.IM ACTUALLY RUSSIAN, IRISH, AND CHOCTAW INDIAN.
ONE DAY I WAS SWIMMING NEAR THE SHORES OF
COSTA RICA, WHEN AN ABORIGINY DECIDED TO
HARPOON ME. LUCKILY ALL HE HIT WAS MY
RIGHT EYEBALL.I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO GO OUT
ON A DATE AND PULL THE FAKE ONE OUT
AND GIVE IT A GOOD SPIT SHINE.WOULD
THAT SICKEN YOU?
I'VE BEEN TOLD I LOOK LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE , BUT,
MY MOM AND HER CHURCH COMMITEE SWEAR UP AND DOWN
THAT IM A RON JEREMY LOOK-A-LIKE.....
MEAN OL HAGS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I SMOKE ALOT OF WEED.
I LIKE TO FART UNDER THE BLANKET
AND TRAP SOME ONE BENEITH WITH THE STENCH
AND I PEE AND SING IN THE SHOWER BUMPIN THE RZA...WUTANG 4EVA.... |
| about my fling |
ARE THERE ANY MEN OUT THERE
WHO HAVE HERPES ON THEIR FRONT TOOTH? AND
IF YOU HAVE PARKINSONS, EVEN BETTER,
I LIKE MY MAN, TO LOOK LIKE HE'S GETTIN JIGGY WIT' IT!!!LOL, IM GONNA BURN IN HELL SOMEDAY.....
SERIOUS APPLICANTS:
I WANT A MAN THAT IS WILLING TO CARRY
TRAVELING WINDEX WIPES IN HIS POCKET
AND CLEAN UP MY GLASS EYE &
NOT EXPECT FOR THERE TO BE ANY HANKY PANKY
IN REGARDS TO MY EYE SOCKET.LOL
......AND MUST BE WILLING TO HOLD MY
96 YEAR OLD GRAMAZ HAND,
WHILE SHE ROLLERBLADES
DOWN THE STREET IN A STRING BIKINI
OR DOES HER NUDE TAEBO CLASSES
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