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| Membership: | SILVER Member |
| Age/Gender: |
31 year old Woman |
| Location: |
Orem ,
UT United States |
| Height: |
Ask me |
| Body Type: |
A few extra pounds |
| Hair Color: |
Red |
| Eye Color: |
Blue |
| Race: |
White |
| Religion: |
Agnostic |
| Languages: |
English |
| Income: |
Ask me |
| Profession: |
Administrative |
| Status: |
Single |
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| about me |
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I'm not the kind of girl who hooks up with random strangers, but I live in Orem and can't manage to meet any one but anal Mormons, or ass holes who want to cheat on their wife. I have an account with OKCupid, but I can't meet people there either. I am trying to move to Salt Lake, but since I can't find a job it hasn't happened yet. Just because I am here do not assume I want to shag you.
I don't want to invite drama into my life, so, if you are married or needy move on.
No point hiding who I am, you'll find out soon enough should you meet me: I laugh a lot, and loudly. I find joy in trying to make everything into a dirty joke. And my voice is somewhat cartoon-esque. I am a little chubby, and my boobs are naturally huge (if a healthy handful intimidates you be very afraid of my girls) but I feel comfortable in my body and I'm happy with how I look.
I love putting on a nice dress and going dancing with a live Blues band and having a couple cocktails. I thoroughly enjoy flirting. I am very "touchy-feely". I seriously dislike conversations about feelings. I am a book worm and an English snob, I'm sorry, but if you email in text speak be assured I wont reply.
I sound a little bitchy putting all that out there, but I just want to present myself honestly. If you can handle all that let me know. I really am nice. |
| about my fling |
You are a single male. Funny, smart, genuine and honest. You think Glen Beck is a moron. And you have more than just pictures of your cock and "ask me" in your profile.
I'm not going to jump into bed with anyone until I am fairly certain they aren't a psycho- which means I will probably want to exchange a few emails before I agree to meet you. Even if you aren't a lunatic, if there is no chemistry it's not going to happen.
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