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| Membership: | SILVER Member |
| Age/Gender: |
25 year old Woman |
| Location: |
London ,
UK001 United Kingdom |
| Height: |
Ask me |
| Body Type: |
Slim |
| Hair Color: |
Brown |
| Eye Color: |
Blue |
| Race: |
White |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Languages: |
English |
| Income: |
Ask me |
| Profession: |
Ask me |
| Status: |
Single |
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| about me |
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Intelligent. Witty. Hot. Modest.
I have NO idea what I am doing here.
I am a curious chick, so perhaps that is why. Perhaps I just want to see who is on here. Perhaps I just want to laugh at pictures of naked mens torsos and penis'. Perhaps I want to count how many beards I can spot. Perhaps I want to hook up with a F'ing hot girl. (Definatly) Perhaps I want to perv on the army men in their uniforms. Either way, I am sure you will not get anywhere. So I wouldn't bother messaging me if I were you.
You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. |
| about my fling |
Either start:
A: A weird and wonderful conversation that makes me think OR
B: Make me laugh
C: Make up a weird limmerick
Spell correctly please! Also don't ask me for sex in an unflattering manner. I will not respond to: hi u iz sexi wana fuc? ;););)
I am on here for curiousity reasons. Not because I want to get shagged by some strange sweaty desperate man with a clown shoe and bramble pie fetish down an alley. I could do that without a website.
However- If you have that particular fetish, please let me know. That would be hilarious.
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