eureecka in Downers Grove, Illinois

is a Woman interested in a Man for: Fetish, Sexual relations, Online flirting, Other, Meet in person

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ABOUT ME

*sigh* i suppose hatred of these things is universal, and i like reading them so i should just buck up and fill this thing out... i'm frequently silly and often clumsy and occasionally intense. i enjoy long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick. i am curious and usually happy, completely addicted to coffee, and prone to being introverted. i love the smell of rain on asphalt, and spring in the woods. i am intelligent and opinionated and open-minded. the number one characteristic i look for is a sense of humor - if you can't have fun with someone, what's the point? that brings me to why i'm here. ideally, i'm looking for someone fun to hang out with and with whom i am *ahem* compatible. if things move towards a relationship, that's okay, i guess, but it is not my primary goal.

ABOUT MY FLING

please don't send a friend request if we've not corresponded. also, i am not going to invite you into my home the first time you send me a message. really? do people actually DO that? if, after we meet in a public place and have a reasonable conversation and i've decided you are NOT some crazed serial killer, things may progress from there. or they may not. if you are looking for a guarantee that you're going to get laid, go to a pro. note also that i do not poach and i do not cheat and i will not help you to do so - if you are married, i am not interested.