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seeking: Men  interested in: Experimenting, Friends with Benefits, Online Flirting, Open To Relationship  
Age/Gender: 22 year old Woman
Location: Saint Petersburg , FL United States
Height: Ask me
Body Type: Athletic
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Green
Race: White
Religion: Other
Languages: English
Income: Ask me
Profession: Other
Status: Single
about me
Why Can't I Get Just One Kiss? So I had the Violent Femmes playing in my ears and was running and sliding on the floor. Me being me I ran right into the wall once I hit the carpet. Typical. Sitting on the floor holding my nose and thinking why I didn't expect that to happen a thought ( yeah I get some intelligent ones sometimes) popped into my head like pop rocks in soda minus the fizzing. That after all might make me appear to be drooling in a literal sense and how attractive would that be? :) So I got up and realized...oh my trousers and knickers I'm still single. Then I kind of shrugged and walked towards my room still holding my nose fearing it was red like Rudolph then said aloud, " omg this sucks!" Thank god no one was in the hall way with me because god forbid what they might have thought of my vocal outbursts while still holding my nose thinking it'll disconnect like Legos if I had let go. Single? Still? Why? I have officially come up with a theory that explains it. I'm the girl you see giggling all the time even when no one else is. I'm the one odd female who brings a wind up dinosaur to class and sends him walking down the table smirking the whole time till the professor takes him away. I think Play-Doh is one of the greatest inventions out there and yes I get my classic metal slinky ( I am not a guy mind you,no perv intended) stuck in the stairwell because I like it to walk with me when I take out the garbage. I'm the one who thinks an awesome date would be to go laser tagging or hit up an arcade. I do dance around too much. It helps me think and yes I swear I can speak to dogs because they always seem to love me. I smell like vanilla all the time and of course I do flips off my bed and land in my huge box of shoes getting my bum stuck. I'm that girl. Point being, guys don't notice me. If they do,I'm placed in the dreaded Darth Vader side of dating called the Friend Zone. Dun Dun Dun. I use the flirting force,but my skippy and all the skittles in
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