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seeking: Men  interested in: Threesomes+, Friends with Benefits, Open To Relationship  
Age/Gender: 23 year old Woman
Location: Tempe , AZ United States
Height: Ask me
Body Type: Average
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Race: White
Religion: Agnostic
Languages: English
Income: Ask me
Profession: Other
Status: Single
about me
My name is Helen. I am a Massage Therapist. I work a lot, and I don't really have time for what you people call "fun." Lately, on my days off I just sleep and relax at home. Maybe get a beer or two in, while I'm home. Possibly throw in some Guitar Hero. I like video games. I'm a very blunt person, Seriously if your ing stupid don't talk to me. I'm sarcastic and cynical. I'm shallow and totally into myself. I'm funny and insulting. I have my blonde moments but I'm intelligent. If you have an issue I could really care less. If you didn't read any of this and you ask me a stupid question like "what do you do for fun?" or "do you give happy endings?" that is an automatic ignore. Those questions irritate me to the extreme. So think before you message me a stupid question. I do not appreciate people making jokes about my profession, I am a Massage Therapist not a damn Masseuse. Get it freaking right. Theirs a difference. and if you need figuring it out Ill gladly tell you. Also Message me like an intelligent human being Not a freaking moron. Type out your damn words and don't use short cuts. Fucking up the English language will not be tolerated. Too much to ask? I think not.
about my fling
Better have some form of intelligence.