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is a Woman interested in a Man for: Fetish, Online flirting, Other, Meet in person
My Details
Membership:Silver
Age / Gender:40 / Woman
Location:Mesquite, Texas
Height:63
Body Type:Full
Hair ColorRed
Eye ColorHazel
RaceWhite
ReligionOther
LanguagesEnglish
Income35-50
ProfessionOther
Marital StatusSingle

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about me

I am fun.........and, I can be socially awkward at times ....I say the wrong things at the wrong times but sometime, I do it on purpose because in my head it sounded hilarious.... the look of shock on peoples faces...it always makes me giggle... ..........I have OCD, and I have weird quirks....... I am over weight but I didn't use to be and I am currently working on it.......... I should let you know.........I'm weird........well....my sense of humor can be......but I'm fun.........Case in point....I have a dog her name is MOO, I thought it would be funny for the kids to have to make barnyard noises to get their dog to come back.....it is still funny 6 years later..................... People often times don't know how to take me.....I have a tendency to freak people out....Case in point.....I was at a bar giving this decent looking guy they eye....he approached me to introduce himself and I immediately said "I just pulled you over here with my Jedi-Mind Tricks!" and gave a loud silly laugh..... The look on his face told me right away.... FREAKED OUT...which just made me laugh out loud hysterically.....I'm pretty sure this type of behavior is why I'm still single but I'm not willing to change.....I find myself rather amusing and extremely funny .............. ....I'm clumsy.....not on purpose, I mean who would choose to be clumsy? .............. I'm not a regular gal......I'm not big on shopping unless its a flea market or garage sale........and I only own 2 pair of shoes...I was forced to buy the second pair.. ........I Love Music and music festivals...........I love film and film festivals...........I Love art and art festivals (do you see where this is going) when I love things I like to celebrate it in festival!!!!! ..............I HATE THE TELEPHONE!!! ABSOFUCKlNGLUTELY HATE IT!!! I say this now because some dumb ass is going to want me to call him and I dont want to...we can send messages and/or meet in person.....

about my fling

I am not looking for a taken/married man first off, I'll leave them to the girls who either have no self esteem or are gold diggers. I don't want or need to see pictures of you penis. I'm looking for someone to date. Remember when men took women out? That's what I want, to be dated, to get a chance to get to know someone as they get to know me. If this is too old fashioned for you then "FUCK OFF" and don't contact me, it's that simple.....I am trying to find someone CLOSE to my own age...I have to stay away from the younger men because that has never worked out in the past.......