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seeking: Men, Women  interested in: Online Flirting  
Membership:SILVER Member
Age/Gender: 19 year old Woman
Location: Los Angeles , CA United States
Height: Ask me
Body Type: Ask me
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Blue
Race: White
Religion: Catholic
Languages: English, Spanish
Income: Ask me
Profession: Student
Status: Single
about me
I've deleted and re-activated this account far too many times. Basically, all you need to know is that I am F***ing hilarious. I like to make people laugh, and I like to look pretty while doing it. I don't care much whether you like me, because I probably don't like you either. I especially don't like you if you call me cute. Babies are cute, and puppies are cute. I am far too sarcastic, rude, and narcissistic to ever be considered cute. So, unless you have met a sarcastic, rude, narcissistic (and obvs drop dead gorgeous) baby, (and you are not my own mother), choose another adjective. I am only capable of loving inatimate objects. Jewelry is my most satisfying lover. Message me to tell me that I'm pretty or something less important that you think I should know, even though I don't post naked pictures of myself like the super cool girls on fling. I like to make statements, not porn. Oh, PS, the fact that I wrote "Catholic" as my religion is kind of a joke. (not in the 'haha' funny way, more in the 'wtf' way.) I'm kind of a fallen Catholic. And the congregation kind of 'forgot' to catch me when I fell. Maybe the devil will catch me on the way down. ...I wonder if he's hot?
about my fling
Annoying, perverted, disagreeable. Prove me wrong. I dare you.