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seeking: Couples, Men, Women  interested in: Experimenting, Threesomes+, Friends with Benefits, Open To Relationship  
Membership:SILVER Member
Age/Gender: 30 year old Woman
Location: Oakland , CA United States
Height: Ask me
Body Type: Average
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Hazel
Race: White
Religion: Spiritual
Languages: Ask me
Income: $25-35K
Profession: Other
Status: Other
about me
Why am I here? Morbid curiosity mayhaps? I actually don't really know. It's not as if I have any free time or am lacking in sexual partners. I guess I just like to keep the door open. But honestly, singles sites and events confuse the hell outta me. I prefer depth of personality and humor over the size of your cock or how well you eat women out. So the default dick pics have got to go. I also need something to show me that you don't take yourself too seriously. If you can't laugh during sex, when can you?? As for actually "hooking up" with me, let me be honest, the odds are against you. I work full time, go to grad school full time and have several friends and lovers which I don't get to see as often as I'd like. So, there's the time thing. I'm also interested in actually getting to know someone. If all I wanted was a glory hole, I could walk my ass down to the local porn shop or rest area. My theory on sex is that if you're actively pursuing it and it's on the forefront of your mind, it's not likely that it's going to happen. However, if you just go at life with fun and gusto, love and care for yourself, and are genuinely curious about the world and others, it tends to happen naturally (and often!) So, here I am, for the fates to do with me as they will (and to get a few good laughs.) If you've read this far and still think I might actually be interested in you, please be sure and read my "Rules of Engagement" down below. Best of luck in all your pursuits and remember, it's all about the journey. :)
about my fling
Okay, so Rules of Engagement: * Should be able to begin a conversation with me that does not include the words "cock" "penis" "" "suck" "sex" or "hot". * Should be able to spell reasonably well and make coherent statements. (Perfect grammar not required.) * Should not have finger stuck on punctuation keys. * Should consider one's self more than just a sex object. * Should put more thought and creativity into a message to me than just clicking on the pull down menu (LAME.) * Should not look like an alcoholic, dirty old man or child molester. * Have a frick'n sense of humor!!