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| Age/Gender: |
20 year old Woman |
| Location: |
Lincoln ,
CA United States |
| Height: |
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| Body Type: |
Athletic |
| Hair Color: |
Brown |
| Eye Color: |
Hazel |
| Race: |
White |
| Religion: |
Catholic |
| Languages: |
English, Spanish |
| Income: |
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| Profession: |
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MURIUH ELVUHH ANDREE
Everytime i try to give up, Hope whispers one more try..
I'm single, with no intentions of looking for a guy. I'll let him find me.
Being single doesn't mean you're not good enough, it means know one's good enough for YOU.
Me; Blend in? HAH! NEVER! I was born to S T A N D O U T !
Admit it, Life would be SO boring without me.
Genius by birth, slacker by choice.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but.. If the doctor is cute, screw the fruit. :)
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, i'd be unstoppable.
Idn't it funny how the people who said they would never hurt you, hurt you the most?!
When i say "I'd hit that", I mean with my car.
I'm more confused about love, then a fifteen year old boy who wakes up on his grandparents lawn- naked.
I just want you to know, that if a jellyfish ever stung you, i would pee on you.
Today, i'm probably happier then a bird with a french fry.
We live in an age, where pizza gets to your house before the police.
It's funny how people would judge someone over "myspace".
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
I watch HUNDREDS of horror films and i don't get scared, but screams at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.
I have a tendency to tell you the same story over and over again.
I'm nowhere near perfect, i eat when i'm bored.
Vagina; I'm sorry, that was completely inappropriate.
It's not really my problem if you think i'm weird.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. xD
If you think i look good, imagine how i taste.
Did you know that if you say "dumbass" really slowly, it sounds like gullable?
If only closed minds, came with closed mouths.
I don't bite, unless you're into that sort of thing.
I'm the only one of my kind.
I dream of a better tomorow, where chickens can cross the road & not have their motives questioned.
Having a smoking section in a restaraunt, is like having a peeing section in |
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