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seeking: Men, Women  interested in: Online Flirting, Open To Relationship  
Membership:SILVER Member
Age/Gender: 25 year old Woman
Location: Hollywood , FL United States
Height: Ask me
Body Type: Petite
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Green
Race: White
Religion: Spiritual
Languages: English
Income: Less than $25K
Profession: Artistic
Status: Single
about me
My Life as a Bum: Tuesday (whatever date it was) from 1pm to 1am I sat in an internet cafe and tried to think of what to do and where to go. While there, I was hit on by this creepy dude. Then, as I left this other guy tried to lure me into his car. I just smiled and shook my head. I had found a 24 hour deli called Jerry's Famous Deli. I had about $40 going in. I got a sandwich, fries and a Sprite. My total was $21.76 or something. Plus I tipped $3. Even when broke I tip. I fail. So. I had slept maybe 6 hours in the last 4 days. I was exhausted. Dizzy with it even. As soon as my eyes closed in Jerry's...they kicked me out. So I went out back and sat down. While there, I was approached by 2 men. First one: Alberto. 'Gato' to his friends. Ex-felon, all around good guy, etc. We talked about positive thinking and he gave me a dollar and fed me some food. Which I ended up getting food poisoning from. But it's the thought that counts. He kept saying I was too good to be on the street, that I was beautiful, and with a little makeup I would be stunning. That I have so much to offer and stuff. I smiled and nodded. Second guy: Some Cuban dude with a heavy accent. He told me to go to City Hall at 7am and they would give me free housing for 2 months. I didn't. There was this homeless kitty and his sister. I got him to trust me enough to come over. I fed and watered him and then we cuddled. A few nights later I slept outside of the cafe and I was awakened by some Cuban dude kneeling in front of me speaking Spanish and rubbing my leg and arm. I told him to go away and let me sleep. He just kept at it. I told him not to mess with me when I was that exhausted and then he caressed my face. o_O So I pushed him over and he fell on his butt. I went back to sleep. Friday I almost had to stab someone. As it was, I cut him.
about my fling
Feel free to contact me: If you are not stupid. If you can make me laugh. If you don't care that I am slightly insane and come up the oddest ideas. If you can handle my quirks and lack of morals. Also, if you have food. 'specially ice cream. P.S. I am not on here looking for anything sex related. I signed up for this jobby thing. If I don't get it...I'm leaving. So if you wish for nothing more than interesting and slightly entertaining conversation...try me. Sex stuff? No thanks. I prefer meeting people in real life before I sex them. P.S. My soul is up for auction. Contact me if interested.