mshopefullips in Cordova, Tennessee

is a Woman interested in a Man for: Fetish, Sexual relations, Online flirting, Other

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THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9:00 pm- we don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" - only mind blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions. Ex. " where are we heading with this?" "do you love me?" the answer is "NO", so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called the "backup" -unless you are from out-of-town, then its only a one-time thing. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk. However, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers. It's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other " friends with benefits" - we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is okay - dont be offended. 12. No extra clothing- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when u leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex - It's over, so get your ass up and go home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I really don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks you who you are, the standard response will be: " The delivery man." 17. Doggie-style preferred- just hit it hard and right, or get the hell out! 18. Reason for doggie-style: the less eye contact, the better. 19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME - so dont keep calling. 20. Bring your own drink - i am not your liquor store. 21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. 22. The most important one - NO CONDOMS, NO SEX. Carry your butt home. EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement....null and void

ABOUT MY FLING

I am seeking a like-minded man to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. I am looking for an attractive male who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead him to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both! You should: * be 20 to 55 years old; * have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships; * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and * be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you. Although not completely necessary, I would prefer men: *with nice smiles and eyes; * who are married or already in unstable relationships; * that drink to forget; and * who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder, Manic Depression, Anxiety Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate antidepressants. If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don't hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my ad, and do take care.