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is a Woman interested in a Man for: Fetish, Online flirting, Meet in person
My Details
Age / Gender:46 / Woman
Location:Salem, Oregon
Body Type:Full
Hair ColorBrown
Eye ColorGreen
IncomeTell You Later
Marital StatusMarried

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about me

I'm an artsy fartsy earth mama with a twisted sense of humor. I'm smart, well-read, and can carry on an intelligent conversation about all kinds of things. I will not dumb myself down for you. I love being silly, flirting, alternative music (the more obscure, the better), and trying new things. You will find that I am extremely creative and resourceful, honest and open, and happy to be who I am. Sometimes I might come off as naiive, but I'm surprisingly blunt and direct. My music tastes are so broad and varied that it's hard to sum it up here. If music is as important to you as it is to me, mention it in your message and I'll send you a link to see a library of what I love to listen to. I'm hoping we have very similar tastes. (Are you a last.fm member?) While not immature, I do have a youthful take on life around me, and see things through different eyes. I can be serious when necessary, and absolutely off the wall when the time is right. I'm relaxed and confident, I have a healthy self esteem, I hate gossip and drama, and am totally open minded about everybody's personal opinions/lifestyle. I do not fear or hate. I am a BBW, with the hips and tummy, and I also have great boobs. I am ok with my body, you need to be, too. So if I'm married, why am I here? At about the same time his interest in me and his libido dropped to nothing, my libido shot through the roof. He doesn't touch me, he doesn't look at me, and all of my advances are rejected. I realized that I am not only frustrated (emotionally and sexually) but overall I'm not happy with any of my situation right now. While he and I figure out where to go from here, I'm starving. I'm looking for a NSA FWB kind of relationship where I can get the attention, skin on skin touch, and sex -lots of sex- that I so desperately crave. (Virbators can't hug and kiss, you know?) My relationship with you needs to be 110% discreet, but I can make time for you.

about my fling

Are you creative, funny, good-smelling, and smart? Can you spell and put a complete sentence together? Are you a little kinky? Do you like ****ing outdoors or having discrete quickies? Does it turn you on a little that I just said ****ing? I love to flirt, talk dirty, and touch. I have been relatively sheltered for the past 20 years and want to try new things that go beyond vanilla. Actually right now I just want a lot of mind blowing, memorable, makes-me-hot-just-thinking-about-it sex. Wham bam thank you ma'ams will be deleted without a second thought. FWB means FRIENDS with benefits. I'm not looking for a nooner or one night stand. We need a spark between us before it can go further, and that means getting to know each other before first. I prefer messaging rather than chat until I'm comfortable with you.