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seeking: Men  interested in: Open To Relationship  
Membership:SILVER Member
Age/Gender: 47 year old Woman
Location: Belton , TX United States
Height: Ask me
Body Type: A few extra pounds
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Race: Hispanic, Native American, White
Religion: Christian
Languages: English
Income: Ask me
Profession: Administrative
Status: Ask me
about me
Hi, my name is Merrilee and welcome to Merrilee's World. Please keep your arms and legs in the vehicle at all times, and please stay seated until the ride comes to a complete stop. If you happen to be reading my profile for the 1st time, then you are a newbie, a virgin sorta speak, be thankful cause this might be the only place that will ever happen again. Now there is a few things that might help you in your stay at Merrilee's world: I am a city girl transplanted in Central Texas right after the Clone War with the Evil Empire, where is the justice here!?!? I know Karate and 3 other Chinese words. I have never lost a pillow fight, and I met Journey backstage in 1984. I am very out going, I will try anything twice and I put the FU back in FUN! I always try and remember that I am unique, just like everyone else. I'm the yin to your yang, I do things my way. I will offend, deal with it. If ya get a message you don't like delete it, no hard feelings. I don't offend easily, to me everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else. If you don't have a sense of humor, then this is not the place for you. Pack up your paper plates and your 1976 8 track of Peter, Paul and Mary and hit the pavement! All the cool kids hang out at Merrilee's world and we don't dig your groove baby! I don't really like men who are married, living with girlfriends or with their baby mama's, in their parent's basement (let's grow up!), homeless shelters, with roommates (if your ex bled you dry don't come running to me), you get the picture.
about my fling
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to nail JELL-O to a tree. I am looking for someone with no back hair and ALL of their teeth. That's a big plus. Should know some of the jingles from School House Rock. Must be able to laugh and get what I am saying and be pretty funny themselves...You can laugh alone, but people will stare! If men are from Mars, I say we need to find the bozo who supplied them with spaceships. So remember, relax, have fun, and enjoy the rides. Thank you for visiting Merrilee's World, please make sure to get your hand stamped for re-entry. Merrilee CEO Of Merrilee's World